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Moof

Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.

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  • 🔫 This ain't your dAdDy'S phonecall! 🚨

    💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

    🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

    👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

  • That is CLEARLY a joveseat

  • Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

  • probably something like this

  • Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more

  • One of them's on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who's the better lockpick. This is a Heist.

  • Welp, if I'm gonna sell my soul, might as well be to the fae.

  • Of COURSE she's going to tell it's a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!

  • "Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital."

    "What makes you say that?"

  • eurobeat track intensifies

  • …you live in Australia, don't you

  • Well, first you'd have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many "save-file buttons," and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight

  • How… how much clown porn did it process before making that video

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  • repentant thieves

    Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all

  • that reminds me, the cybertruck is out today