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That is CLEARLY a joveseat

I have good news, friend
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Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

probably something like this

Is that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?

Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more

One of them's on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who's the better lockpick. This is a Heist.

Welp, if I'm gonna sell my soul, might as well be to the fae.

Of COURSE she's going to tell it's a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!

"Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital."
"What makes you say that?"

Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.

eurobeat track intensifies

…you live in Australia, don't you

Well, first you'd have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many "save-file buttons," and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight

How… how much clown porn did it process before making that video
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repentant thieves
Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all

that reminds me, the cybertruck is out today