
The dumbest belief you had when you were a child?
When i was a child, i thought researchers were actually fighting each other when I heard "researchers are fighting to find a cure for this disease."
When I was little, I thought that high-voltage lines were there to allow little men to travel in cable cars.
I thought an autopilot actually worked like in the movie "Airplane", that it was really an inflatable dummy.

What's the worst imminent death simulator you've experienced ?
A moment were you had the false impression you were close to death.
For me:
Panick attack. I had a stressful internship, and one day, it materialized with a panick attack. Suddenly, i was increasingly paralysed, my skin became insensitive, had heavy tinglings, had hard to breath. I though "that's it, i'm about to die" and managed to call the ambulance. Of course, by the time it arrives, the crisis had stopped, but i went to hospital anyway. This is were i learned that it was a panick attack, and that was not a vital emergency. If you don't know what it is, you're really convinced you're dying.
When i tried a blood donation. My blood pressure lowered rapidly, i became weaker and weaker and feeling increasingly bad, they had to stop the process.

What cartoonish event has ever happened to you?
I was riding with my bicycle. One of the elastic straps sticks out a little from my bag, gets caught somewhere, I hear a loud click, then see it spin in the air and finally land on the other side of the road.

The worst documentary you've ever saw ?
For me, it's The revelation of the pyramides. It does everything that shouldn't be done when making a documentary: fallacies, approximations, bad math, not relevant experts (and sometimes so-called experts who are experts of nothing at all), conspiracism, but above all, a completly fucked-up postulate: ancient building have been built by ancient aliens (called "builders") following a precise pattern to advert us of...something, it's not even precisely named.
@bridgetooclose Sorry to accidentally report your post, i misssclicked.
"Ship" is polysemic an is also a synonym of "boat", i wanted to avoid some puns.

What's your favorite ship (fictional couple that is not canon, not boat)?
For me, it's definitely Pricefield from Life is strange. They would form a really cute couple and i was frustrated to not seeing it in the game.

What was the last straw that made you leave your former SO?
I've never had an SO. :(
The save points just before a cutscene, so if you die, you are forced to watch the said cutscene again and again.
When characters are discussing, they say what the player is supposed to do. Dude, i'm the one who's supposed to do so, not the guy you're talking with.
In Vatican, there are 2,28 popes per square kilometer.

What curse(s) are you probably a victim?
Personally:
The bicycle curse. Every bicyle i used had to go to the repairer at least once, even if i borrow it to someone and even when i try to be careful.
The schedule curse. My agenda is either empty, either full of events i want to go and that are happening the same day.
The vacations curse. The weather of the place where i'd like to pass my vacations is always sunny, except the days of my actual vacations at the said place.

The moment(s) you say to yourself "i'm getting old" ?
When i don't understand the teenagers slang.
When people younger than me become parents.
When people in age to vote were not born at a time i remember as it was yesterday.
When a music/movie of my childhood become old fashioned.
Considering its youngness, i wouldn't consider its non-aging as "surprising".

Wich B&W movie has surprisingly not aged ?
From my opinion:
Modern Times
12 angry men

What's the most cynical profession ever ?
For me, politician. You have to exploit the worst low instincts of the people to get elect and say what they want to hear, even if you don't think a word about it, and you are not obligated to hold any of your promises.

What is the best horror movie that's not scary at all ?
For me, it's "Nightmare before christmas", it rocked my entire childhood.
Can i suggest a feature request ?
Can i suggest a feature request ?
A regular cleanup of dead magazines. Any magazine that have no activity since a defined time should be deleted.

Have you ever developed a PTSD only by watching a piece of fiction ?
Have you ever developed a PTSD not because you lived something traumatizing but because of a piece of fiction (movie, serie, book, etc...) ?
For me, it's the saga Final Destination, the first horrific saga i've ever watched, and will likely be the last.

Wich SCP would you like to receive as a birthday/Xmas present ?
For me, it's the SCP-999, he seems pretty wholesome and inoffensive.

A childish thing you continue to enjoy even as an adult ?
I bough a niffler plushie for my 30th birthday and i'm still sleeping with it.
I still listen music for childrens i listened when i was little.

What's the funniest coincidence you've ever come across?
I was rehearsing a play and one of the lines was "Look, there goes the most beautiful arse in the world", and the teacher walked in just then.

Someone you knew well and were delighted to see pass away ?
When someone made your life a mess, it's difficult to be sad about its death. Have you ever lived a such situation ?

What is your worst professional deformation (an automatism acquired in your profession that invades your private life) ?
When i was an intern in a store, i hardly resisted to organize the shelves while my own shopping.

The worst wedding you've ever been ?
Personally, this one:
The newlyweds had theoretically been together for 5 years but saw each other so little that they were almost strangers to each other.
The bridegroom discovered only belatedly that the one he was going to marry was a spoiled child submissive to her mother.
The groom wanted children and the bride said she would think about it, but still hadn't made up her mind on the wedding day.
Everyone was originally supposed to sleep at a friend's house, who suddenly put the dishes in the big ones, but the mother of the bride decided on a whim that no, her daughter would not sleep in said house, although obviously without notifying the owners.
3 people (the bride, her mother and a guest) ended up spending the night in the village hall. The mother slept glued to her daughter and the guest had to stay awake all night for lack of a place to lie down.
During the feast, the guests were of different origins and gathered in homogeneous ethnic groups who stared at