Ozempic is causing a shortage of beautiful American man boob
:thicc-trump:
“ Good morning, citizens! Remember, the AI government exists to serve you. Report any deviant thoughts to your nearest Patri-Bot. Today’s forecast: drizzle with a 90% chance of being grassed up by your nan.”
gotta burn fuel just to get more fuel. Zeno’s paradox but capitalistic economic collapse
America in 2024 can't even put a robot on the moon without their project failing due to capitalistic greed.
I like my violence like I like my coffee: state-sanctioned and served with a side of hypocrisy.
They’re gonna need PhDs to get a retail job with the way capitalism is unfolding lately
Fuck cars but especially fuck SUVs
federation was a mistake folks
America spent how much to lose this war? lmao
Israel next pls
The United States Chamber of Commerce has praised the extension of daylight saving under the 2005 law, which increased the amount of shopping and commerce after work in the evenings.
Follow the yanks and literally change your clocks to make line go up more.