The bottom guy is looking at the top two panels on his computer and seeing more and more errors the longer he stares at them.
Genetics. What you eat. How much you eat. How long you stay in the sun. If you smoke.
Different factors. I'm about twenty years older than this guy, but most people will say I'm younger than he is.
35 is not old. I don't feel old, though my back hurts sometimes.
That must've felt good when he posted that reply.
32? Looks more like 42.
Also, Jesse Plemons could play him in a movie someday.

"Get off the road, ya damn yuppie!"
I've downloaded, but haven't tried it yet, but hear good things about Mango Languages Learning.
People do use their work email for banking. Trust me. Some older people's first email account was their work email... and they use it for everything.
And yes, we had to get them to switch all their accounts over to a personal address once they left the company.
Devil's Advocate... I mean... they don't work for like a newspaper or a government agency.
Unless there are those who need certain words for their jobs, I can kinda understand why Microsoft wouldn't want emails from work addresses to go out with political agendas... for either side.
Work emails should just be about work. Too many people use their work emails like a personal email... with their banking, shopping, etc. That's what personal email addresses are for.
This policy should go for many non-work related topics too. IT can unblock the words for certain users who need to use them for their job.
Threats to family and friends, most likely.
SMH. He's licking it on the wrong side. No wonder the business failed. Those need warning labels.
Aliens want nothing to do with us in our current state. People freak out when two dudes kiss, why would aliens think we could handle their way of living?
The only aliens that would even attempt to stay are ones who want to eat us... but we're too high in cholesterol and fat to bother.
This right-wing tumor is spreading...
The Heritage Foundation developed a secret plan to brand critics of Israel - including Jews - as terrorist supporters so that they could be deported, defunded, sued, fired, ostracized
The Heritage Foundation is a terrorist organization.
Keep spreading the games out, NFL. There are still more services you don't have them on.
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Yah ... unless they thought she was more of a movie actress plus promoting the next Jurassic World movie... but yah.
Who?
I thought the price was usually more about the land.
Who?
Alternative Headline:
"Catcher's Mitt Moron at it Again!"