White House might not be for sale, but it has proven remarkably flammable at the hands of a bunch of tourists from Canada...

He'd get a kick outta their legal system...

You know where I first learned my most important lesson of firearm safety? An anime from the 80s called Saber Rider and the Stat Sheriffs. The lesson was, "the gun is always loaded". It was repeated to me throughout my military career.

Beg to differ, Hell has standards. They wouldn't want the orange dumpster.

Yeah, for a nation that is as obsessed with firearms as the United States, the people there are shockingly poor marksmen.

Eh... They'd prefer to double down on the happiness beatings.

Hey man, I just sat at the table so that I could observe how they liked the specially seasoned soup course...

I maintain it would be crabs.

Well, technically speaking, neither did the Spartans as the pass was indeed forced by the Persian.

Well then Allah be praised!

/S

Indeed, I find the sacrifice of the 700 Thespians more impressive.

He-Man AND his homies.

Go, do a crime.

Defended that one pass and have been coasting on it ever since...

Okay, also conquered Athens, but they had help.

I think that OP was saying that while one murder does not justify reciprocal action, thousands of murders just might justify one teensy little shooting of one rich asshole.

But as a convicted felon, is he not prohibited from owning a firearm?

You gotta be a special kind of stupid to blow a giant ass lead and then lose your own damn riding.

Scoreboard! Scoreboard!

Smells like BITCH to me.

Lacrosse and hockey sticks.