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Lenny

I'm just here for the free vacation.

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  • Turns out that when you do make that vote, the fucking Cheeto looking stupid fucker who takes bribes still wins. And I voted as hard as I could!

  • I lived in a travelers hostel with a lot of international people moving about on various visas. I think white people and majorities are more smug and comfortable than they should be right now. There was plenty of fuckery then, and we didn't even have the Jaffa cake monster in charge.

    Don't assume they ain't coming for you. If you're not on their side, you're somewhere on the list.

  • Politicians: Take the job and the paycheck to represent the people, bow out when it's time to do that.

    I might get called extremist for this, but senators and representatives should be willing to kill their career and reputation in politics to fight for their constituents. Otherwise, are we just paying them to have a good time??!

  • I, an unemployed, heavily drinking non-morning person, wakes up quicker than the Jewish community, apparently.

  • I would have to work for 514 million years to earn what one of the silicone six avoided paying in taxes.

    Eat them.

  • λ„λŒ€μ²΄ 방금 λ‚˜ν•œν…Œ 뭐라고 씨뢀린 거냐, 이 μž‘μ€ κ°œμžμ‹μ•„? λ‚˜λŠ” λ„€κ°€ μ•Œλ‹€μ‹œν”Ό 넀이비 μ”°μ—μ„œ μˆ˜μ„μœΌλ‘œ μ‘Έμ—…ν–ˆκ³ , μ•ŒμΉ΄μ—λ‹€λ₯Ό μƒλŒ€λ‘œ ν•œ μˆ˜λ§Žμ€ λΉ„λ°€ μž‘μ „μ— μ°Έμ—¬ν–ˆμœΌλ©°, 300λͺ… μ΄μƒμ˜ ν™•μ • 킬 수λ₯Ό μžλž‘ν•œλ‹€. λ‚˜λŠ” 게릴라 μ „νˆ¬μ— ν›ˆλ ¨λœ 전문가이며, λ―Έκ΅° μ „μ²΄μ—μ„œ 졜고의 μ €κ²©μˆ˜λ‹€. λ„ˆ 같은 건 λ‚΄κ²Œ κ·Έλƒ₯ 또 ν•˜λ‚˜μ˜ ν‘œμ μΌ 뿐이닀. λ‚˜λŠ” λ„ˆλ₯Ό 이 μ§€κ΅¬μƒμ—μ„œ λ³Έ 적 μ—†λŠ” μ •λ°€λ„λ‘œ 쓸어버릴 κ±°μ•Ό. λ‚΄ 말 λͺ…심해, 이 κ°œμƒˆλΌμ•Ό. λ„€κ°€ 감히 μΈν„°λ„·μ—μ„œ 그런 μ“°λ ˆκΈ° 같은 말을 λ‚΄κ²Œ ν•  수 μžˆλ‹€κ³  μƒκ°ν–ˆλƒ? λ‹€μ‹œ 생각해, μ”Ήμƒˆμ•Ό. μ§€κΈˆ 이 μˆœκ°„μ—λ„ λ‚˜λŠ” λ―Έκ΅­ 전역에 퍼져 μžˆλŠ” λ‚΄ λΉ„λ°€ 정보망과 연락 쀑이고, λ„€ IPλŠ” 이미 μΆ”μ λ˜κ³  μžˆμœΌλ‹ˆ 폭풍에 λŒ€λΉ„ν•˜λŠ” 게 쒋을 κ±°λ‹€, 벌레 μžμ‹μ•„. κ·Έ 폭풍은 λ„€κ°€ λ„€ 인생이라 λΆ€λ₯΄λŠ” μ΄ˆλΌν•œ 쑴재λ₯Ό 쓸어버릴 것이닀. λ„Œ 끝났어, 애솑이야. λ‚œ μ–Έμ œ μ–΄λ””μ„œλ“  λ‚˜νƒ€λ‚  수 있고, λ§¨μ†μœΌλ‘œλ§Œ 700κ°€μ§€ μ΄μƒμ˜ λ°©λ²•μœΌλ‘œ 널 죽일 수 μžˆλ‹€. λ‚˜λŠ” 맨λͺΈ μ „νˆ¬μ— μ² μ €νžˆ ν›ˆλ ¨λ°›μ•˜μ„ 뿐 μ•„λ‹ˆλΌ, λ―Έ ν•΄λ³‘λŒ€ 무기고 전체에 μ ‘κ·Όν•  수 있고, κ·Έ 무기λ₯Ό μ „λΆ€ μ‚¬μš©ν•΄μ„œ λ„ˆ 같은 찌질이λ₯Ό 이 λŒ€λ₯™μ—μ„œ μ§€μ›Œλ²„λ¦΄ 수 μžˆμ–΄, 이 μ’†λ§Œν•œ μƒˆλΌμ•Ό. λ„€κ°€ μ–Όλ§ˆλ‚˜ μ‹ μ„±λͺ¨λ… 같은 응징을 λ„€ "κΈ°λ°œν•œ" λŒ“κΈ€ ν•˜λ‚˜λ‘œ μžμ΄ˆν–ˆλŠ”μ§€ μ•Œμ•˜λ”λΌλ©΄ μž… λ‹₯치고 μžˆμ—ˆμ„ κ±°λ‹€. ν•˜μ§€λ§Œ λ„Œ λͺ» μ°Έμ•˜κ³ , μ•ˆ ν–ˆκ³ , 이제 κ·Έ λŒ€κ°€λ₯Ό 치λ₯΄λŠ” κ±°λ‹€, 이 λΉŒμ–΄λ¨Ήμ„ 멍청아. λ‚˜λŠ” λΆ„λ…Έμ˜ λ˜₯을 λ„ˆν•œν…Œ μŸμ•„λΆ“κ³ , λ„Œ κ±°κΈ° λΉ μ Έ 죽게 될 κ±°λ‹€. λ„Œ μ§„μ§œ 끝μž₯이야, 꼬맹이.

  • What's your favorite lie you've told to a bunch of strangers on Lemmy?

  • Picking. I'm pretty compulsive about it. Can really fuck things up if I'm nervous about an upcoming social event, as I end up with a puckered face, making it worse. Idk why I do this, a lot of times I'm not really even conscious I'm doing it until after the fact.

  • Lemmy users project their toxicity towards Reddit. This place can be quite hostile if you don't echo the 'correct' ideals.

  • I need someone to start posting a lot of celebrity snark. Like, low quality mean snark about rich cunts. I in no way will contribute, other than the odd carefully rationed upvote, but I will consume guiltlessly.

    Hurry, now.

  • I hope things are better for you now x

  • I wanna be mad at these comments but they're so true. I'm white and female, so maybe I'll be fine. But it's so fucking sad that this is the case. I'm not just worried for me, but for all the people who made this place home. A lot of minorities in that group.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    As a US citizen who was born in the UK, how risky is it to leave and reenter the US right now?

    Until now this would have been a stupid question - this is my home. But we're in a strange timeline. My background is I was born in the UK, met first husband, married, got green card, that went tits up, divorced, met husband 2, found forever love, married, naturalized in 2021. Have my passport and everything.

    It's my dad's birthday, and he lives in the UK. I want to go back and celebrate, but I'm nervous about reentry into the US. I naturalized during the Biden presidency, and I am a Democrat, I feel nervous that I have a target on my back. I have a home and pets here. Am I ridiculous for worrying or should I be cautious about leaving right now?

  • He has like 30 something felonies and openly admitted to rigging the voting computers. The man could commit murder on stage and still somehow continue being president.

  • I can cut butter to the exact weight each time.

  • I need to learn this superpower. I have tried alternates but I can't really afford the slow down that comes with the learning curve, but I'm also unemployed and broke now...

  • That's easy, just cut your morel open and check if it's hollow. Supposedly, I wouldn't know...

  • Meanwhile we get shamed for not reusing the plastic containers we're forced to purchase with our basic groceries.

    May time and tide fuck a pres up the arse

  • That's great. Harder to be the first 8 than the last 1000. Kudos to them

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    Do other people 'edge' going to sleep? Why is this a thing?

    I've got a great life, I am not trying to avoid tomorrow or whatever, but I just really like staying awake when I'm absolutely balls ass tired. It's kinda addicting, like the sleepier you are, the more insanely good the sleep will be. So I find myself struggling, on purpose, to stay awake. I force myself to read books, or watch shows, or go on Lemmy... and I only just realized it's because I love feeling sleepy.

    So uhh, anyone else got this?

    Creepy Wikipedia @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    The Surinam Toad - the frog that hatches babies out of its back like some kind of trypophobic nightmare

    Forage Fellows πŸ„πŸŒ± @lemm.ee
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    Morels season is upon us

    Ahoy foragers! I know it's been a cold quiet winter, but we're standing at the base camp of a very fruitful season of foraging! I saw the other day that a morel had been spotted in Georgia, and I did some crunching of data soon to be published on my soon to be published website, and have it on good authority that next week might be our first promising window for morels!

    I've never eaten one, have no idea how they taste, and am on one hell of a mission to find one this season.

    cats @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    IDK if you remember Struggles, the lookalike cat that belonged to our neighbor and got left behind when he moved...

    She's a proper part of the family now! After two failed attempts, she's landed at her forever home. She seems to know it too - she waits at the top of the stairs when it gets to bedtime and screams until we go up and tuck her in with us.

    Creepy Wikipedia @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    The Station Nightclub Fire

    Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    Have you ever won something? A sweepstake, competition, or other? What was it? Tell us your story.

    I am obsessed with entering competitions, and I've won quite a few by now (I got free tickets to the same music festival seven years in a row due to my dedication). I love hearing stories of what others win and how they use their winnings.

    Forage Fellows πŸ„πŸŒ± @lemm.ee
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    What season/plant are you excited for? What's next on your forage list?

    For me, ramps and morels! I know we still have a couple of months, but I'm already prepping my knowledge and researching my locations.

    Creepy Wikipedia @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    Unusual deaths in the 21st century

    Creepy Wikipedia @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    Fractal Wood Burning - A DIY method of making fractal art on wood using more volts than the electric chair. It has killed over 30 people so far.

    cats @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    yAWn

    Boost For Lemmy @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    403 error when posting photos from camera roll (Pixel 6a)

    It happens if I try to upload an unedited photo from my camera roll. If I crop it, even by a tiny amount, it lets me upload. It's a really frustrating issue because I have to edit every photo before uploading.

    cats @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    OBEY STRUGS

    cats @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    Stray no more; Strugs settles in to the warm life in her own bedroom with her own human.

    cats @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    Update: The deck cat that wasn't ours...

    She belonged to a neighbor, but the neighbor moved away and left her. He said he'd be back Thanksgiving weekend to try and get her, but now he's ignoring my texts, and he'd already mentioned 'at this point you can just have her' in a previous conversation.

    It's getting into below freezing temperatures here, so we built a little cat ramp up to the second story and now she lives in the house with us. I'm hesitant to say she's ours just yet, but it's looking a lot like that's not up to us anymore 🀣

    Original post: https://lemmy.world/post/20150162

    Edit: Neighbor replied this morning... it's official! 😭😻

    cats @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    Snuggles and his chubber cheeks

    cats @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    Apex predator

    Forage Fellows πŸ„πŸŒ± @lemm.ee
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    Lions mane! Found in Oak Ridge, E. TN

    cats @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    Melon is so polite when she wants head scritches

    cats @lemmy.world
    Lenny @lemmy.world

    This is my deck, but this is not my cat...