Bullshit. My aunt has a washing machine with all knobs and switches that's probably 30+ years old and it still works fine.

They need to stop putting all these digital components into washing machines or make the boards standardized so they can be easily swapped out. These aren't laptops that you toss after 3-5 years. Appliances should last 10-20 years.

I was expecting high bugs bunny memes...

Your first post seemed sincere, but this one reads like a dirty writing prompt.

That's a stupid cliffhanger.

What happened?

Did you just let him mess with it? blow you? did you engage? Make out? Bro job?

It doesn't seem like you took the very good advice of talking to him.

Clearly it sounds like you're open to it so you didn't traumatize him in some homophobic rant putting him.

Edit your post or take it down.

I can't stress this enough with everyone.
The safest thing you can do while driving is be predictable.

Don't speed up/slow down/stop abruptly. Use your turn signals before you need to do anything else.

Example: I'm in the middle of a 2 lane ave in the center. My turn is coming up. Before I slow down, check my mirrors or turn to see if it's safe change lanes I turn on my signal. This let's everyone know I'm going to change what I'm currently doing.

... Sadly that also means the cars in the outside lane start speeding up because "oh no you're not slowing me down. I'm important and have things to do"

This self centric mentality just tells people not to use turn signals and just jump in front of other cars without notice.

Then we get more accidents.

Stay in character duh! You're supposed to be paralyzed from the waist down!

I think the coffee thing was just out of band its the most prominent story to tell.

You can be straight and be in a FFM or FMM. Just see it as FMF and MFM haha. I'm straight and think that MFM makes more sense. 2 poles 3 holes vs 1 pole 6 holes.

Meaning climax. In any way including masturbation.

This is what I mean by a rose. The basic one is very discrete, but I prefer functionality so The rose wand would be my recommendation.

Clit suction toys are a new category inspired by the womanizer.

Snowball kiss

... Is this summer Lemmy?

Data isn't really weighted the same.

There's loads of encrypted data in data centers for cold storage for years and years. There's loads of video files, movies, TV shows, documentaries, security camera footage (all these video doorbells).

You can compare a 30GB Blu-ray copy of The Matrix vs the entirety of Wikipedia and Project Gutenberg. The value of that data is incomparable.

Can't really answer your question.

That's a pretty specific kink. Maybe see if a guy is into snowballing as an icebreaker?

20 years is fucking painful.
That's half your life.

My sister is going through that and she's already back in the game!

You're still young at 40! Kids hopefully getting to the point where you don't have to baby them as much so you can enjoy more me time.

How often do you get off a week?
Whats your routine?
Pick up a womanizer (or rose) if you don't have one yet!

Good to note

Agreed. Website works perfectly fine on mobile.

You can even take the website and "add to homepage" on android effectively making it a webapp.

I don't know why people install apps...

Yeah I saw this posted last night.

I was pleasantly shocked!

Why is that thing scary?

I was wrong. It was seals still.

And there's this gem if you hate seals now.

They also have a violent relationship... Not for the faint of heart.