You guys have retirement savings?

That IS a great value!

Hell, nothing beats doing anything alongside Katsuragi...

GOB's not onboard.

That behavior is downright abysmal.

I was Biden my time, but the time is Nye.

I've got good news and I've got bad news...

Oh my God, why did I come to this party, I don't know anyone here except Matt from work and I don't even know him that well, I just didn't have plans for tonight so I came, oh my God, this is so awkward, I was hoping there'd be another dinosaur here to talk to, I'm the only dinosaur and nobody's acknowledged that but I can TELL they're all thinking about it, why did I do this, I knew this was a possibility, dude, what is wrong with me...

Semi-related, but you've got the best username ever.

"Happy Birthday, Spray! I'm disappointed in you!"

Damn, beat me to it.

"I don't think 22 minutes is so bad."

"NOT SO BAD?!? THAT'S A WHOLE EPISODE OF SEINFELD! IT TAKES US A WHOLE EPISODE OF SEIN-FUCKIN-FELD TO ROB A BANK!"

The one "sad" towards the end really sells it.

Shirts that go....odd?

Speak for your fuckin' self, bro.

I see Calvin's been by.

Ah yes. I too remember with...let's say "wincing nostalgia"...my Jaeger years. Brutal.

Uh-oh...

Honestly, I'm pretty sure that younger me would just see that there's a girl living in my house and be too ecstatic to notice anything else.

Anyone else randomly hearing citypop and synthwave for some reason?

Neigh? Nay.