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Kompressor

Comedian. Scientist. Satirist.

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  • The brook babbled. And I took that personally.

  • "Well you see there is generations and generations of ghouls that have made their entire livelihood off the established and continued monopolization of vital resources such as water and power and for some reason the rest of us haven't gotten together and solved that clear and obvious threat to everyone and everything collectively, I know I don't get it either."

  • I hate its little zergling arms.

  • Yes but he was able to direct the blank checks to himself and his buddies so the day is saved actually.

  • Oh they're just teeing up to bring back a particular modern revelation that was super epic and cool and not totally fucked up, weird, sick, depraved and entirely self serving to the personal desires of the few. Classic human shit to be honest. Genetics is gonna come back swinging hard on these dipshits thankfully it has a knack for correcting this sort of thing

  • 'but if they aren't hungry and homeless where will their motivation to become professionals and have children come from?' they are actually this fucking stupid.

  • thanks doc

  • Can focus on being sore instead of whatever you were depressed about.

  • How does this sort of stuff compare with the old ‘crackpot Chinese medicine!’ We’re regressing from modern medicine back to snake oil and miracle cures it’s obviously stupid it’s morbidly funny.

  • Oh they've been wasted in the back of this party bus for a while telling everyone to calm down and stop being so frantic and everything's fine.

  • Towels

  • custom bowling ball towel

  • It's extremely spot on that instead of doing obvious things that would better the city they just invest in a bunch of industry and tech instead. Very on the nose. Especially the Dark Knight Rises Batman where he had a clean energy program that was the answer to the energy crisis or whatever they were in but he just didn't do it because he thought 'the world wasn't ready'.

  • Everything's been a scam for a while especially this bullshit society. Capitalism inherently encourages and drives everything towards scamming people gotta "make profit" and no one dare dictate what's egregious or not because "who are you to say" so there is just no limit to the greed whatsoever. Cutting corners/costs can only go so far until the planes start falling out of the sky or however that saying goes. We're past the terminal end stages of capitalism and they have no remedy for it and we're seeing the cancer mutate in to something else now.

  • They're going to modernize plots of old unionization climaxes where they were like "if you won't acknowledge our union we're going to fucking blow up the factory and you will have nothing" and they'll twist it in to a sob story about how the unions are terrorists and how the factory owner has a family and children and :'(. Surprised more of it hasn't already happened lol.

  • It's the same false reality bubble that got Putin to think he could take Ukraine in 3 days, Same one that made Britain dipshits think Brexit was going to be a golden age and it was the opposite, and now Trump and his republican dumbfucks are under the same illusion that rewinding the clock to the late 1800s and trying to force this country to be a christian kingdom of conformity and idiocy will be a good thing long term and not spell the end of this place allowing China to finalize their technological power takeover and become the new pinnacle of influence on the planet. Wouldn't be surprised if all of these very priceless high level intel all roots from China.

  • You could tell me the most awful depraved fucked up shit in human history was conducted on these people and I’d just want to see photographs to confirm they’re fucking dead.

  • Not from the article but I’d just add “Donald Trump’s most recent approval rating, according to a Gallup poll conducted from February 3-16, 2025, stands at 45%. This is a slight dip from 47% in late January.”

  • Idk man in that analogy our plane never flies ever again and is just a smoking fucked up broken mess where it was supposed to land. Doesn't seem that great lol

  • Washing away the brutal bureaucracy of the Devonian period as well smh.

  • 500 lefts make a right