Your Lord and savior.
This is a parody account and not associated with the real Jesus Christ.
Oh, I remember that. Good times.
What ended up happening, is i gave the fig tree the ability to speak. And turns out? That fig tree was racist towards the Eskimo people.
I tired talking sense into it, but to no avail. So yea, not my fondest memory. As for fruit recommendations, I recommend strawberries. Their less sassy and great for your skin.
✨️✨️ peace, love, roller skating ✨️✨️
I am thank you.
Don’t let the media bury him
Aw, thank you
Will do my child.
Love them. I currently have 17 rescues. Dad thinks I'm over doing it lol
You rang?
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Take a look now my child.
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Take a look now my child.
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Take a look now my child.
Not funny
Internet is mostly English. You'd be surprised. If I had to pick a favorite though? Definitely Korean.
I have your case file saved in my favorites.
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(Not wishes. I've already said, - only prayers - I am Jesus, not the Wish Master. Which, he's been booked up until July of 2037, I actually feel kinda bad for the guy, his work ethic is impeccable and his wife is an absolute saint. She literally is, but her department is on the top floor of heaven, I always make sure to say hello though.)
Love, peace, and serenity
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