Trying to understand this.

"Jack, I'm so horney. Have your way with me like one of your French girls" - Rose Flourishes her hair back in the draw me pose

"Yeah, baby cakes" - Jack Doffs clothes

Crack! Mango appears in the middle of the room. "Room for on...." - Mango

"Ahhhhhhh" - Jack/Rose

Mango instantly kills the mood and causes sheer panic. Gets no happy fun time and is stuck on the Titanic without his towel.

Ahhh, I finally understand trickle down economics.

Signed on paper that says "DG Empire"

"OK, adding pen and paper to your shopping list."

There is nothing wrong with it. He just didn't know what it meant after using it for a little over a month.

At work we give a 16/17 year old, work experience over the summer. He was using chatgpt and not understanding the code that was outputing.

I his last week he asked why he doing print statement something like

print (f"message {thing} ")

Not having the lobes for commerce, disappointing.

I'm newish to the app dev side of things. Every time I have to push an update there seems to be a new hoop to jump through.

Been waiting a few weeks now for the client to fill out some of the new forms that blocking new updates to the app.

Ireland no longer looks like a teddy bear, but some sort of bottle opener :/

HR will transition to HAIR then finally AIR.

Cat picked up human today at the river. FTFY

It's the name/game given to chestnuts where you put a hole through the chestnut and pass some string through and tie it off.

The game is simple you try and break your opponents conker with yours. Taken turns.

The defender holds the string steady with his conker straight down

The attacker uses his conker to try and break the defenders using a sort of downwards flick.

Mother who fuck?

Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.

Last TV show marvel's "The Gifted", game is "Last Epoch".

Guess it's about you switching sides constantly due to terrible writing...

I really didn't like the TV show lol

Man I really would like coffee. It has all these cool gizmos and gadgets.

Just the smell of it turns my stomach. Oddly though, coffee flavored sweets can be bloody amazing.

That's interesting, I use to use Sony phones during my time at uni and stopped due to all the software I couldn't delete. Might have to give them a look next time I'm shopping around.

Star trek: voyager and Cyberpunk 2077

I like that nearly ever other comment is someone watching star trek.

José Feliciano - Feliz Navidad.

Sounds like he is saying 'release mum and dad.' interlace with him singing 'I want to wish you a merry christmas'

I was in stitches at the dinner table when I heard it. Trying to tell my brother while crying and hyperventilating with laughter made it even better.

I'd a mate that called it council pop.