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  • I think Canada at this point is like "Did you hear something?" then BC is like "I think that was my belly. I had TACO for lunch."

  • The van arrives outside the premiere of Melania the Movie. Velma pushes away the velvet rope and the kids push their way through the crowd of 3 people reaching Melania Trump. She's seated at an empty autograph booth.

    "Rare she is. RAB ER." Shouts Scooby.

    The gang piles on Melania as she tries to escape. The scene explodes into a dust cloud with arms and legs poking out.

    The commotion stops and Fred is holding Melania while she struggles weakly.

    Shaggy pulls on the top of Melania's head revealing she's wearing a mask

    "Jankies, it's old man Carney."

    "Drat! You stupid kids ruined a 30 year plan to crash the USA and see the rise of Canada. The plan was complete and working. I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids."

    "Ruh Roh!" exclaims Scooby Doo.

  • You know, I'm starting to get the impression that Trump fellow ain't quite right in the head.

  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    Trump threatens Canada with 50% tariff on aircraft sold in US, expanding trade war

    apnews.com /article/trump-tariffs-canada-aircraft-carney-d8692117bfcf11cf948f834534e7eb88
  • Canada Rising @lemmy.ca

    Canada Signs Auto Deal With South Korea, Moving Further from the U.S.

    www.nytimes.com /2026/01/29/world/canada/canada-south-korea-auto-deal-tariffs.html
  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    Trump Team’s Secret Meetings With Group Plotting to Break Up Canada Exposed

    www.thedailybeast.com /trump-teams-secret-meetings-with-group-plotting-to-break-up-canada-exposed/
  • Erika Kirk has witch eyes.

  • I would not pick a fight going into USMCA to score some cheap political points

    Yeah,. And the USA should also remember how well their country will do without our oil and postash.

    If the US wants to kill NAFTA v2, they do at their own peril. The two countries have worked side by side for many years and rely on each other. The only difference with Canada is we now realize the USA isn't our friend.

    Canada is now sitting at the cool table at lunch while the US is eating their boogers and picking on the tiny kids on the playground.

  • Canada is going to talk with India in the next few months. I wouldn't be surprised if Canada works out a similar agreement as the EU.

  • Canada Rising @lemmy.ca

    Former Minnesota governor says state should seek to become part of Canada

    www.mlive.com /news/2026/01/former-minnesota-governor-says-state-should-seek-to-become-part-of-canada.html
  • If Bovino is hated just a little more, he gets to fuck Erica Kirk.

  • Adult, small.

    LOL

  • corsicanguppy said

    The spelling mistake makes it sound like the memer needs external confirmation of its own thoughts.

    Which spelling mistake is that?

  • Got a cite for that? Not that I doubt you. I want to read more on it.

  • I know many left wingers who are getting their firearms licences.

    I'm getting my PAL in the next month or so. Then I'm buying a gun that shoots long range, a good scope, and a bunch of ammo. The only thing I need to find is a place to practice.

  • Thank you for pointing out another reason why Americans won't fight back.

    They've already given up.

    Freedom isn't worth the risk to them.

  • Bring Down ICE @lemmy.ca

    Child sized Nazi

  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    France to replace US's Teams and Zoom for 'sovereign control'

    www.euronews.com /next/2026/01/27/france-to-ditch-us-platforms-microsoft-teams-zoom-for-sovereign-platform-amid-security-con
  • I recognize they are doing peaceful protests, and getting scattered by ICE with some tear gas, but I don't see many willing to actually fight.

    Maybe it isn't a lack of empathy but watching their actions?

    My claim that Americans desire a fascist state are somewhat justified. Watch any random video of 1st amendment auditors in the US. The common theme regardless of political leaning is the desire to punish the other. US citizens will call men with guns to deal with a guy just standing on the sidewalk with a phone camera. The US citizen has the desire to have the camera person punished for their perfectly legal, yet disliked, actions.

    Lawsuits in the US also demonstrate the results of years of brainwashing the American public with "American exceptionalism" rhetoric. Someone slips on the sidewalk due to no negligence of another, but someone must be punished.

    The police in the US as generally pretty terrible. They have a long history of planting evidence, harassing innocents, fishing for crimes for no reason, harming and killing innocent Americans. The cops are protected by the government with qualified immunity. If a cop happens to get punished and fired in one district, it's been shown time and time again they can move to the town next door and continue being a cop. If Americans cared, this action would stop. But a large number of them don't care because it doesn't happen to them OR they approve of the killing and beatings because that person was "the other".

    This has been going on for decades and decades. All it takes is the majority of Americans to desire it to stop - yet it hasn't.

    1/3 of the country voted for Trump because they knew who he was. 1/3 of the country couldn't give a shit to vote.

    American exceptionalism and apathy are killing Americans and 2/3 of them either are for it or don't give a shit.

  • Funny, but I think the author is reading too much into a single thrown dildo.

  • Given you don't know me or my life, please explain my "privilege" as you understand it.

  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    Question to Lemmy: What do you think of the USA right now?

  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    Nexus applications have halved since Trump returned to the White House

    www.cbc.ca /news/politics/nexus-applications-trump-second-term-cut-in-half-9.7061960
  • Why is the tardigrade playing a cello?

  • Why? They clearly aren't fighting back.

    Americans have an "oppress me daddy" mindset.

  • Dougie can eat a huge bag of dicks.

  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    Doomsday Clock - It is now 85 seconds to midnight. Closer than ever (mostly because of US policy).

    thebulletin.org /doomsday-clock/
  • Canada Rising @lemmy.ca

    Canada could gain nearly 7% in real GDP by removing internal trade barriers, says IMF

    www.cbc.ca /news/business/canadian-economy-report-imf-interprovincial-trade-9.7062567
  • Canada Rising @lemmy.ca

    India, Canada to finalise PM Mark Carney’s visit as CEPA trade talks accelerate

    www.newindianexpress.com /nation/2026/Jan/26/india-canada-to-finalise-pm-mark-carneys-visit-as-cepa-trade-talks-accelerate
  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    Europe accelerates push for military independence from US

    newsukraine.rbc.ua /news/europe-accelerates-push-for-military-independence-1769494723.html
  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    White House lies and claims Carney walked back his Davos speech in phone call. Why even try to deal with these liars?

    www.ctvnews.ca /politics/article/i-meant-what-i-said-carney-stands-by-davos-speech-despite-us-claims/
  • World News @lemmy.world

    ‘Mother of all deals’: EU and India sign free trade agreement

    www.theguardian.com /business/2026/jan/27/eu-and-india-sign-free-trade-agreement
  • No. I don't think mailing a physical letter and wasting time, gas, and energy to deliver it is a proper use of my dumb thoughts.

    They can print out my email if they want to save it for generations to come.

  • Bring Down ICE @lemmy.ca

    Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/ice-agents-morale-reports-minneapolis-shooting-b2907742.html