Thought to myself, that can’t possibly be true, but then:

Kathleen Kennedy said when she was 6 years old, her dad got word that a dead whale had washed ashore. He got a chainsaw, cut off the whale’s head and strapped it to the roof of their minivan for a five-hour drive home.

Source: https://apnews.com/article/rfk-jr-kennedy-whale-investigation-09c494d8164c6f9bde9ece39637ea4d3

Texas senate: “rules for thee, not for me”

I’ll do anything for love…

My brain automatically read that in Keanu Reeves’s character from the movie Parenthood.

Bill and Ted’s might also work though.

Great, now I need a new item for my tackle box now.

“If I can’t have an orgasm, then no one else should be able to either” -her

Love this idea. Start a donation somewhere. People will pay for this.

Big fan of affordable housing so don’t get me wrong but “affordable housing construction” is not equal to “affordable housing availability”. I do hope this trend continues though.

Gandalf?

I know a person whose parent made it a habit of driving around and harassing homeless people from their car with a bull horn.

Think about that. Some people have no decency or morals.

Well, that’s just like your opinion, man.

Lol

The game was kind enough to gift me -170 billion billion billion billion wagons.

“…officials say the bass were donated for consumption”

… and how does that work exactly?

For the lazy:

The airport will add new, nonstop services to Jacksonville, Fla., Memphis, Tenn., Milwaukee and Reno, Nev. in 2025.

Not arguing but curious. Could anything that escaped have a chance of becoming invasive?

I feel like this is a new challenge.

1. Go to target
2. Walk up to target employee
3. With a straight face ask the question making sure to use air quotes for emphasis
4. See if either party can walk away from the conversation without smiling.

For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q

No no no, see:

FBI Director Christopher Wray said that his sentence should serve as "a stark warning to all those entrusted with protecting national defense information: betray that trust, and you will be held accountable."

They mean business! For real this time. No take backs. While supplies last. Void in some states. Not all locations participate. Some restrictions apply.