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Here kitty kitty

  • relevant xkcd

    • TIL that A lightning bolt is five times hotter than the surface of the Sun. The charge carried by a bolt of lightning is so intense that it has a temperature of 30,000°C (54,000°F).

  • with a fucking strike

    https://xkcd.com/90/

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    • WeBuyAnyCar

  • ʔ

    • WeBuyAnyCar

  • Or pay out in Monopoly money

    • Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

  • Better install DCS and map the controls to the ones in the cockpit

    • TIL that in 2015, a Louisiana man was arrested for drunkenly riding a horse on a highway. When detained, he said, "The horse knows the way home" and the sheriff concluded it did not constitute DUI.

  • It's a thin blue line sometimes

    • Breaking News

  • Why not oil tankers?

    • Breaking News

  • :-3

    • TIL That the entirety of Wikipedia is only ~100Gb and you can download it for offline use

    • What’s pvp? An sti?

  • Inb4 Blobby Volley: the MMORPG

    • The scientific method

  • Let's say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.

    • The crossover I didn't know I needed

  • We've already established he has a stapler.

    • The crossover I didn't know I needed

  • I love that in this universe, the Dark Lord is canonically named Bob.

    • CrowdStrike effectively bricked windows, Mac and Linux today.

  • Fear not, that's why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It's called Crowdsource or something.

    • The scientific method

  • What about a clipped fingernail? There's some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.

    Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it's family?

    • Beefsteak with selfgrown Potatos and selfmade Garlic Dip

  • https://lemmy.world/post/17712525 they're the same picture

    • ich⛱️iel

  • Lemmy-Leser lobt lächerlich lange Lautverkettung

    • Trash pandas know trash when they see it

    • Cats rule

  • Here's another somewhat relevant two-digit one then: https://xkcd.com/90/

    • Jerboa @lemmy.ml
    Hupf @feddit.de

    everybody migrating from reddit now

    Did you notice that on Lemmy you're not able to use any alternative apps either?

    ... I'll see myself out now.

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    Hupf @feddit.de

    Rule