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HowAbt2morrow @ HowAbt2morrow @futurology.today
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Horrible!!

  • Fucking socks and sandals was a dead give away that it was gonna be down hill for Montgomery.

    • Wait for it...

    • Thank you, Renaissance-era Arabs, for blessing us with this drink 🙏

  • Coca Cola, yes.

    • The octobass is an imposing bowed string instrument designed to produce extremely low-pitched sounds that are unattainable for other instruments in its family

  • The party pooping SOB is looking for a one way ticket to El Salvador. Right away.

    • The octobass is an imposing bowed string instrument designed to produce extremely low-pitched sounds that are unattainable for other instruments in its family

  • The dude with the bitch ass cello in front is gonna have some PTSD with LOW vibration in his nape.

    • The octobass is an imposing bowed string instrument designed to produce extremely low-pitched sounds that are unattainable for other instruments in its family

  • I saw some dude on the Subway with one of these. And he was sitting down!

    • Yeah this one's maybe too bad even for here...

  • Squeeze it harder. Mine works.

    • You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing

  • Huh? What? Not Some Fruit, Woman!

    • You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing

  • Yooooo Where’s the NSFW flair?

    • Neural stem cells outside the brain: Discovery opens new paths for regenerative medicine.

  • The image reminds me of a Hubble snap of a nearby galaxy.

    • Coin-cidence? Have cashless payments reduced the incidence of upper aerodigestive foreign body insertion? A study of UK Hospital Episode Statistics - PubMed

  • Kids can’t integrate coins in their bodies because there are more credit cards?

    • Anyone try storing your farts in jars and inhaling them when you need them? What's it like?

  • You’re gonna want a bit of humidity in that jar for decent storage.

    • Parents of daughter who died of measles meets with RFK Jr. to blame everyone but themselves.

  • That kid is gonna be punchable real soon if a preventable disease doesn’t do it in.

    • I fixed my gf's thongs

  • Right away.

    • Just be "normal" rule

  • DEI demands that we beat all kids. All of the time. Equally. (/s, just in case some unbeaten kid misses the sarcasm)

    • I fixed my gf's thongs

  • Make sure she doesn’t put it right out of the dryer.

    • Trump Is Spending Billions on Border Security. Some Residents Living There Lack Basic Resources.

  • Basic resources are SO overrated.

    • Trump Keeps Falsely Claiming Ukraine Started the War With Russia

  • Repeat it until it’s ” true “

    • JD Vance mocked as he fumbles national championship trophy at White House celebration

  • Haven’t seen a whoosh in such a long time. Thanks for that.

    • 'Homegrowns are next': Trump doubles down on sending American 'criminals' to foreign prisons

  • Is El Salvador going to be the next Australia?

    • Apple @lemmy.world
    HowAbt2morrow @futurology.today

    Help: My family plan includes Fitness+ but it’s not showing up in the app

    My wife started an Apple One family plan in a country that includes the option of Fitness+. Her app has the option but mine doesn’t.

    Any idea for fixing this? Aside from forcé close and restart phone. Thanks in advance.