Jokes on them it's just 700 Indian guys.

In my case it's just emotionally harmful.

This is some fucked up Wile e coyote shit

Bro it's genetics, you'll probably be an old fuck so long you want it to end like stans grandpa.

I just picture them flipping between anime girls everytime they hit the button, they eventually break it and just turn into a fat anime Otaku

Yes, that's why they use them.

No bro you don't get it... My two best homies are trans and don't have IUDs lol 😂

Landlords hate this one simple trick, pay your rent with only 2-3 hours a work per day.

I'm not sure why the landlord's would hate this but that's what my brain came up with.

What if they live somewhere that the people upstairs toss their bottles down off the balcony? Checkmate Liberal!

New fear unlocked.

Love how even in this future people still park on the fuckin sidewalks.

Micro rubbers, I much prefer to believe we're just helping the microscopic life forms practice safe sex. It's the only way to stop viruses from spreading 🤷‍♀️

Maybe they are working? Maybe they are disabled? Who knows but don't gotta be a dick about it.

Idk man this feels like life after moving out. Atleast untill (If youre one of the lucky ones) you find your path. For me atleast, hitting 30 changed everything for the better, but it was pure luck. Now 5 years later I'm one of maybe a dozen people who specialize in my field and people basically jump for joy when they see me walk In.

I doubt OPs friends are Ethan's Kliens family.

Dude, it wasn't candy... We kept trying to stop you but... Well you know how you get when you're on acid. It was fucked you ate like six cat turds before you passed out.

So just roll over? i guess that works... Atleast till something about you ends up on a list.

That second amendment of yours actually has a purpose and this is it. You have the constitutional right to form militias to fight against tyrants.

This is a good start. Eventually though this will escalate to people actually fighting back and brining guns.

I'll admit, I'll feel some joy when I start seeing dead Nazis in the street.

The tattoos, black glove, pink gun. Definitely an American cop.