I'm literally crying laughing reading these responses, holy shit people took the bait XD

10/10 trolling, well done you monster

I might occasionally be accused of being political, but yes. Lemmy is no escape. Many users from any instance will jam their politics into anything and everything, constantly. It's genuinely weathering.

You want to vibe and chill? HOW DARE YOU! DONT YOU KNOW X IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!?!?!?!?

WHY ARENT YOU MAD ABOUT X??? ARE YOU A MONSTER??

Shoot, this is a particularly rough time to discover that

You expect a senile old man to use proper grammar?

Something about this rubs me wrong, it it the artstyle?

Is it the preachiness?

Why do I cringe so?

I'm glad you're in a better place, thanks for sharing

Hey buddy, I believe in you! You can get back on the horse, it's just like riding a bike! (Either could net you a DUI in some of The States)

Incredibly based! Never drive drunk.

Out of curiously, how did that happen? I, as a young man, personally decided to never drunk drive after snomobliling drunk on a lake and later realizing how dangerous it is to go 80+ when there's islands.

It's fun while it lasts!

Source?

During the 2000 election all the major news networks happened to use red for states that went Republican and blue for states that went Democratic, and it kind of stuck since.

Unfathomably based

Funnily enough, there's actually hostoric precedent for trying. Emphasis on trying.

One wouldn't, which makes all the Krasnov comments in this situation entertaining.

Back in college I used to walk 2 miles to my buddy's place to party, and then walk 2 miles back to campus hammered if I wanted to sleep in my own bed.

Good times.

Proof that billionaires aren't actually all that good with money. One could easily show their penis to someone for $250 if the ads in the newspaper are to be believed, or for $50 if you're charming over dinner.

For context, Cuba, North Korea, and Belarus are also not tariffed because they are sanctioned instead.

1. Not clicking a random YouTube link
2. OK Adolf. Did the uber rich Jews who run all the banks use space lasers to burn down Australia too?