If Nintendo, it's morally acceptable

*our meme

I will now schedule a delivery of 40,000 of them. I don't care if you don't want that many - or if you wanted me to stop at 30,000. You're getting all of them.

I stared, wondering what kind of fashion statement having a massive inkstain on the left leg was, and why there was a stick. Maybe it was like an AR15 and this was a 2A statement or something.

Then I realized it was a microphone and felt really stupid.

She looks like she's gonna wage war on the demon slayer corps after this photoshoot

"Selected for the lottery sale"

Goddamn that's like the ps5. "Be a good little corpo shill and might WIN a CHANCE at being honored with the opporunity to give a us $500!

I was actually here to ask how cold you'd have to get it. Took me a second to register that you can't just "pop it into the freezer" to make an alcohol posickle.

These days same tbh. Real shame it came to that though.

Thanks, kind duck!

You Cannoli justify so many atrocities before you must see yourself as the villain, Doom!

-Puntastic 4 issue 420, page 69

Do you think M$ knew that Paint would go on to be like...the worst image editor ever? That it would give us such internet creations as the trollface and the rage comica, sonichu, and would be instrumental in the biggest office distraction since the coffee machine?

Like for people coding such programs, is it just a fleeting thought "haha what if this shit was like, the tool someone used to upend how the entire internet views funny cat photos, and the thing we turn to to get through the third major crisis of our age?" I mean haha silly funny cat photo how cute. Fuck Bill gates and his billionaire buddies tho, no such thing as a good billionaire.

Thank you for your contribution. You'll see this again in October, Pug

Every time I look around I am reminded of his hawghim

Ah the old "In these trying times" once again!

Does suck, I liked Majors as Kang.

Shame he went and fucked it all up for himself.

RHPS people out here getting ready to put together a list of shit to throw for their double feature followup.

Steel wool for the "Flint and steel" Plastic eggs for the Chicken Jockey Actual fucking bbq drumsticks for the lava chicken Bones any time Dennis is on screen

So this is what happened after the dude couldn't hold his shit for 3 days. He should have just called in sick!

Macho Marine Animals

Double fisting it. Offering up 4 tacos

Damn this is one of the posts of all time

My argument: In shambles