Dude this is awesome. Love me some ASCII art too

Credit cards don’t fail me now!

There’s a much better version of this joke, to which I believe was the original, with the DiCaprrio meme from Django where he’s far away and hears the first line

Drastic zoom in (military recruiters)

You will?

Figured it would be too good to be true. I really already knew this but was in denial

This is awesome news to privacy focused people. I don’t want this shit stored anywhere ever. I couldn’t be happier. And with that done, I will finally delete my 10 year old account.

It’s unhealthy to assume everyone on the internet is a troll. If you’re trying to make a point via my username, it’s randomly generated from a password manager and entirely irrelevant.

This is retarded and we should not be congratulating this person on this racist behavior. Shitty evil rich people exist from both genders and from all races and ethnicities, and have now for 30+ years. This might’ve been true back in the day with no women’s rights or no minority rights but it’s not now.

I absolutely hate my cell being tied to signal though. And thoughts there? Is it really a non issue?

An excellent point I was unaware of! Thanks for the detailed response.

Amazing video. Thanks for sharing. Great to show my normie friends lol

I personally recommend Session. Which is like signal but better. It is 100% zero user knowledge with no accounts emails or phone numbers. It just goes “here’s your ID have fun” and that’s it. Love it.

I don’t get it. How that does have to do with lemmy

Or ThreatX, I believe they are more inexpensive than CF

Not to mention the horrendous inflammation it causes too

I’d make a strong argument that one Diet Coke a day is still healthier even if it’s carcinogenic vs one regular coke everyday. Sugar is that bad for you.

Fuck yeah one step closer to aliens

Fuck yeah one step closer to aliens

Wow that is absolutely horrifying, I couldn’t even imagine. That poor patient, man. People are fucking addicted to social media it’s scary. Glad to see justice served and license revoked.

Please everyone if you’re not using something like Ublock Origin (best in the game imo) you’re doing the internet wrong.

Some say they play ads to support content creators but they make almost nothing from them because Google is so greedy. Best way to support them is direct, $5 on buy me a coffee or a patreon subscription.

Oh thank fuck FINALLY