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Anon plays Pokemon Go

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Anon describes their dream home

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Anon finally finds a girlfriend

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Anon plays old games

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Anon has regrets

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Anon predicts the future

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Anon gets a job writing clickbait

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Anon's gf has unfinished business

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Anon takes some time off after uni

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Anon has a female friend

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Anon works at a warehouse

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Anon is staying at a hotel

  • I don't think Anon will need to worry about having that job for long.

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    Anon gets outed

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    Anon is a statistic

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    Anon is so close

    Text isn't green, but easily as insane as a greentext.

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    Anon is looking for a new video game

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    Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan

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    Anon plays Metroid

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    Anon makes life choices

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    Anon knows an artist

  • In his bank account

  • That's Anon's curse, every day.

  • Thanks for keeping the lights on. The effort and time is appreciated.

  • Yeah, most people are here to laugh, not to buy into Anon's nonsense. It's explained in the sidebar because sometimes people check out the community and get the wrong idea.

  • We got another one

  • I've known people who've wondered if they were asexual because of this, then later realized that pop culture isn't real life.

  • We have to pretend for this one.

  • The image was like this when I saved it. I'm not going to take the time to censor bad words.

  • This might actually work for him

  • Anon has been assimilated by the Borg.

  • This Anon is off their meds. I can't begin to parse some of this.

  • I'm not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that.

    This Anon doesn't seem like someone with a healthy attitude toward relationships...

  • Frankly all of 4chan should.

    But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.