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Dvixen

Whatever, I don't exist.

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  • Awww, poor baby has had his fee fees hurt.

    Caring face not found.

  • No where. There's only so many times I can be ignored and be okay with it, or have my hand slapped when I reach out.

  • Sam and Dean using Holy Church flavoured Gatorade to defeat evil, then drinking the rest to recover their lost electrolytes...

  • Fun Fact: Dolphins fart.

  • The Almighty Johnsons

    Cleverman

    Haven

    Charlie Jade

    Lost Room

    Earth2

  • I learned to type on one of these. I still can't unlearn the habit of having to use actual force to type - my neighbours can hear my typing on my mechanical keyboard. :D

    I did unlearn the two spaces after a '.' so that's a win at least.

  • I've been ten keyless or 75% for a very long time now. I actually like the separate number pad because I prefer it on the left.

    Offer me a full sized with the mimosas (numpad, autocarrot and swipettpe hate me) on the left, and my attention would be full.

  • 75%er here. I'm content.

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  • Foot

  • Where I am, they won't give you the vaccine until 50, unless there are good reasons for it.

    Having shingles at 37 wasn't a good enough reason, and now (over 50) I have to argue with my GP that I am since I am immune compromised don't want it a second time.

  • Spoken to someone who might work 60 minutes a week.

    He can get fucked by his 60 hour work week. Sideways.

  • A piece of shit in a suit is still a piece of shit.

  • The Lemmy Liberal

  • Awwww, it's projecting! How adorable!

    pinches meme's cheeks like the auntie everyone avoids because their cheeks hurt for days after

  • Origami and handmade cards are very thoughtful. :)

    Keep trying with the folds, one day you'll forget to check the videoguide!

  • I have, many times, and nothing changes, always an excuse, they forgot or were distracted by something more important. Hence why I have completely given up trying to plan anything. Like talking to a brick wall. Things only happen when I take the initiative. Special days, house repairs, appointments...

  • Dud. After years of having to remind, plan and remind the other half again and again, I gave up and said nothing last year. Nothing happened. Nothing happened again this year. Next up - Mother's Day, which I expect to be equally nothing, just like last year.

    I can't wait for the complaints that I planned nothing for birthdays or Father's Day.

  • It's a book of psalms and prayers. The idea of someone asking what passage they should read and being answered with "The spider bookmarked one" brings me joy.