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Dorkyd68 @ Dorkyd68 @lemmy.world
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‘EXPECTING’ (with “forever alone” guy Joseph Erkhoff)

  • Dated a pregnant chicken once. The sex was much better than I expected however she had some weird ass dirty talk that I wasn't down with. Shit like "youre going to be such a great father to our child, i love you so much" or '"you can just cum in me it'll make our baby stronger " anyway it gave me the ick and now she a single mama w/ baby daddy drama, i ain't no chump and won't be caught raising any child even if it's my own, that's how they break you, can't no chains break this stud tho

    • Trump plans to sign an executive order requiring commercial truck drivers to speak English.

  • As always another trump "policy" that'll backfire spectacularly

    • Choose one

  • A couple of these are wrong

    • The pipeline

  • Uhhhh, Google him

    Horrifically not satire

    • based

  • Ms frizzle ain't a snitch, she a real one

    • Musk wants to leave politics because he’s tired of ‘attacks’ from the left: report

  • Ahem.... musk a lousy bitch

    • 'Evil is being defeated by God': Marjorie Taylor Greene celebrates after Pope's death

  • Not that i believe in heaven or hell but if they did exist im pretty sure the pope gonna be aight

    • Super accurate

  • Kid rock wasn't relevant in the 90s (the generation he flourished most) and isn't now. He acts like a tough guy trailer park rat when in reality mommy and daddy were loaded and supported him. He's one of the biggest posers out there. Go clean up daddy's horse shit boy stone

    • Would you report a loved one for a serious non-violent offence? Why or Why not?

  • Styler was complicit in a murderous/ deadly underground drug ring, where families are shredded apart and people died.

    Someone fibbing on their 1099 isn't anywhere near the same

    • Credit to Poorly Drawn Lines

  • One of the craziest things about growing up is realizing the sheer number of adults that are geeked out on some type of drug or another, typically cocai-

    • Pure witchcraft!

  • My bodies interal clock is spot on 99.9999% of the time. The one time it's wrong and im late for my own funeral

    • WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

  • SpElLChECk* a joke you don't get

    • the observer effect

  • Jesus is ALWAYS watching. He a perv tho

    • Browsing by "New"

  • I think it a new type of cake

    • Devils Panties 03/31/2025

  • The auto tarrifs all of the sudden make sense to me. Almost all American car manufacturers have plants in Mexico Canada etc. You know what brand is made almost 100% in the US??? Tesla. Yup, fuckibg tesla. So who isn't being hit by tariffs? Elon. His greed has mo limits.

    Elon musk, the immigrant and Donald Trump will destroy the us. We must keep up with the protests. Peaceful protests dont work Burn it down, burn it all down

    • Rocky rock rocking

  • I'm sorry but you have no point of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone

    • "Guys" is ultimately gender neutral

  • I agree. Have seen tons of woman use that way as well

    • Kilometers.

  • Would smash

    • How bad did I fuck up?

  • Was it dumb? Yes

    Is it easily corrected with some on time payments over the course of 6 months? Yes

    They cacel each other out. You good

    • 5 Soothing Solutions for Back Pain Relief (That Actually Work!) 💆‍♂️✨

  • Get fucked loser