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United States Government to Open New Burger Chain to Help Americas Stay Informed on Power Outages

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46th President of the United State Joe Biden Dead in Apparent Spray Tan Accident

White House Doctors report that Joe Biden has passed away today in an apparent spray tan overdose. White House Doctors state that the formula for the former Presidents spray tan contained lead, asbestos and plutonium.

Always remember to read the safety instructions before using chemical products.

Will microplastics in our testicles be an issue?

  • only if america does it

    • Biden rumored to announce quadrupling of tariffs on Chinese EVs, up to 100%

  • pathetic

    • d-_-b

  • take the shot

    • Aren't you?

  • i don't trust like that

    • Aren't you?

  • He's desperately trying to stop things

    he's literally sending israel more bombs for their genocide

    you should ignore the bad stuff he's done

    you absolutely should not write him a blank check to commit more atrocities

    his opponent will do worse

    and you and your fellow democratic voters will continue to stand by and watch it happen, right?

    • Supreme Court will weigh banning homeless people from sleeping outside

    • Apple accused of ‘antisemitism’ as typing Jerusalem prompts Palestinian flag emoji

  • link doesn't work

    also my phone doesn't do this so it was probably fake to begin with

    • A normal thread at r/europe

  • always the same map

    • Radio Free Asia to withdraw from Hong Kong, some staff expected to relocate to Taipei or Washington 🎉

    • Israel to restrict access to Jerusalem’s Al-Aqsa Mosque during Ramadan

  • according to gemini

    • Then: Sanctions will destroy China's chip industry; Now: "Western nations need a plan for when China floods the chip market"

  • i hate this post

    this is an excellent post

    but i hate this post