You should, it works 'perfectly'.
You just don't understand the fart of the deal.
Whoops, I meant art of the steal.
Oh, ffs. I meant Angry Old Orange Rapist TurdNugget is a fucking imbecile. Phew, finally got there in the end.
That would require effort.
He always wakes up angry. He's an angry, old, fat, tiny little boy.
He'll just be extra, extra angry today.
Here's a test for you:
There's a chunk of cash in an envelope. Do you take it?
A non white person could be close by at any moment, are you fearing for your life?
You're walking outside and you hear a dog bark in the distance. Are you shooting wildly in the basic direction of the sounds?
You've just killed an innocent person and been given a paid holiday whoops, I mean 'suspension', where would you like to go?
That's a bit unfair...you have not mentioned the many other failed businesses that didn't end in bankruptcy!!
The only bit of the title I can fully get behind is this:
Target CEO.
Target CEO 🎯🎯
Greedy pricks like this should live in fear.
She's always been a hussy 🤤
Why are you putting clean plates under a pile of toilet paper?
Wait, Marge is a hotwife?
Brb, I'm, err, going to look for...things? unrelated to this conversation.
Like a library but for travelling?
*2025
Ftfy
Hell, 2016 would be even better.
Born in the USA wasn't about tRUMPs wife...
Ha, that will never happen.
Next you'll be telling me they'll elect a rapist reality TV star failed businessman who has numerous casino bankruptcies under his belt!!! Impossible.
Sorry, you're not included.
I hope you have a great super fun day.
Exactly. Where I used to work there was a greasy cafe type place around the corner and the baps got wider the more stuff you ordered. If you ordered the Full Monty the burger bap was wider than my head. MY HEAD.
You're damn right I would order it every time I went in. It was glorious...and very unhealthy, but also glorious.
Only the breathing part.
Too busy looking at the penis like me, yeah?
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Right?..right!???!