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Working class journalist with the premier news agency of the Ministry of Posts and Telecommunications

Working class secret policeman with the Ministry of State Security

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Ministry of Foreign Affairs - DPR Sashatown allies with the People's Republic of China, corrupts western youths

14 January, Juche 114 -

Today officials from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs confirmed that the DPRS will now maintain a concurrent web presence on Xiaohongshu. This official partnership with the People's Republic of China is intended to destroy NATO-aligned nations by indoctrinating their youth into communism. President Xi Jinping extended full diplomatic greetings to DPR Sashatown officials and promised to use the algorithm fully in our efforts. -0-

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Ministry of Foreign Affairs - Marshal Sasha Bear protects the Happy Family from those who would maul them more than Marshal Sasha Bear

8 January, Juche 114, Central Luxury Mansion-

Citing their lack of stuffing and various injuries, Marshal Sasha today confirmed full diplomatic protections for the Happy Family under the terms of the 1951 Refugee Convention. He cited the need for humanitarian principles as a basic foundation for civil society. General Secretary Sasha Bear was last seen picking Baby Squirrel up in his mouth and throwing it across the room in front of its parents while they screamed at him in thick Texan accents, much to his delight. -0-

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Ministry of State Security - Mandatory Christmas remains in effect through August. Christmas Quotas from Day 10 have been processed

04 January, Juche 114, Central Luxury Mansion -

On the 10th day of Mandatory Christmas the state received the following from patriotic workers:

  • twelve (12) tennis balls, type: squeaky
  • one (1) squirrel, size: small
  • one (1) bed rug, type: soft
  • three (3) bully sticks, type: smoked
  • six (6) toothbrushes [REJECTED, CASE PENDING]

Respected Comrade Sasha Bear looks forward to days 11-238 of Mandatory Christmas. Ministry of State Security officials have again warned the public that the Christmas Quota is SEPARATE from the Birthday Quota due to ongoing 37 Days of Birthday festivities, now in their 5th year.

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Ministry of Food and Consumer Goods - Respected Comrade Sasha Bear announces two ball policy, states "to me according to my need"

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Ministry of Foreign Affairs - Marshal Sasha awards Order of DPRS Friendship, 2nd Class to Comrade Squeak Trout

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Ministry of Foreign Affairs- Respected Comrade Sasha Bear drunkenly insists on driving to Mexico to "get wet" again

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Ministry of Urban Management - Marshal Sasha moves into new Central Luxury Mansion

2 August, Juche 113 -

Officials from the Ministry of Urban Management confirmed today that Respected Comrade Sasha Bear, Workers' Party of Sashatown, upgraded his state residence. The new Central Luxury Mansion has more living space, easier access to trails, air conditioning, and room for the entirety of the People's Toy Shelter. In attendance were Comrade Monkey, Comrade Bunny, Comrade Sheep, Comrade Squirrel, and five tennis balls. Marshal Sasha said, "To me according to my need", brushing off the cost to the state. Comrade Hedgehog IX was not present due to being executed for undisclosed crimes against the Democratic People's Republic of Sashatown.

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Ministry of Foreign Affairs - Lee Harvey Oswald celebrated in latest Cyberjuche AI release

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SCNA Tech Tuesday- State Academy of Sciences releases hyper-advanced AI to usher in golden age

7 May, Juche 113, State Academy of Science and Technology, DPR Sashatown -

Researchers have been hard at work for years to give our nation a cutting edge in technology. Now we visit unscheduled and uncensored to see what they've been up to and show YOU how it's going to change the world. Join the Sashatown Central News Agency as we unveil the grand cybernetic future for the first time.

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SCNA 5PM Fact Attack: Ministry of Public Health officials confirm Marshal Sasha Bear isn't a fat boy

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Ministry of Foreign Affairs - funeral plans for Comrade Hedgehog VIII routinely updated after horrific injury, disembowelment. Officials say "not indicative of future events. No cause for concern."

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Sashatown Children's Union - Everybody loves Good Boy Sasha Bear

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Ministry of Culture - Billboard replaced due to "misinterpreted threatening language against internal enemies of the state".

23 April, Juche 113, DPRS -

Ministry of Culture officials issued a statement today regarding a controversial billboard which has appeared many places around Sashatown. The billboard threatened internal enemies of the state, from reactionaries to 5th columnists to NATO spies, with a helpful reminder that no weapon against General Secretary Sasha Bear will succeed. This warning was not specific or severe enough. It caused confusion amongst loyal citizens who feared they might be the target of the billboards appearing outside of their homes and workplaces, possibly sparking a visit from the Ministry of State Security.

To alleviate confusion, today the billboards have been replaced with an announcement for a Mandatory Cinco de Mayo celebration on 4 May. All residents of Sashatown must visit a Ministry of State Security office before that day to RSVP and be interviewed for safety concerns. Cinco de Mayo is a yearly celebration held on 5 May to celebrate Mexico's victory over the Second

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SCNA 24/7 Action Alarm Emergency Alert System: Respected Comrade Sasha Bear sat on a couch four years ago

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Ministry of Food and Consumer Goods - Chief Bread Inspector Sasha Bear tests pita, approves

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Robert Hughes - The Shock of the New

This was my original introduction to modernism in the book form. Along with John Berger's Ways of Seeing, the documentary form is one of the best primers for the period out there. Across eight episodes it covers the history, sociopolitical context, and the ways in which modernism began to give way to postmodernism. While not an outright Marxist like Berger was, Robert Hughes' documentary series has strong critiques of art history that Marxist art theorists saw a lot of value in. From an obituary post: http://marxistupdate.blogspot.com/2012/08/robert-hughes-marxist-view.html

::: spoiler spoiler We have lost one of the great cultural commentators of our time. Equally riveting in prose or on television, Hughes had encyclopaedic knowledge and a combative but poetic style, which allowed him to communicate complex ideas about art and artists with edge and accessibility.

Most importantly he knew how to beat a path between cultural artifacts and aspects of the contemporary world in a wa

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Ministry of Culture- "Everybody Loves Smart Boy Sasha Bear" (Juche 113)

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Ministry of Land and Environmental Protection - Marshal Sasha Bear welcomes return of grass to DPRS by eating all of the grass

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Ministry of State Security- Comrade Substitute-For-Hedgehog VII executed without ceremony. Comrade Substitute-For-Hedgehog VIII welcomed to DPRS without ceremony.

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Ministry of Foreign Affairs - Comrade Substitute-For-Hedgehog VII and General Secretary Sasha Bear seen having important meeting