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Coolbeanschilly @ Coolbeanschilly @lemmy.ca
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Day 14 of Posting a Richard Scarry vehicle: mouse van

  • Probably works better than a Cybertruck.

    • "It'll only take a second!"

  • "I'm an hourly employee, and since no OT is allowed, I am now an independent consultant. My rate is $500 an hour with a three hour minimum charge. Who should I make the invoice out to?"

    • CEOs when they say "we're going AI so our most appreciated and awesome opposum human workers can focus on the things that truly matter"

  • Aka. Looking for new jobs.

    • Controlled opposition.

  • The fact that Bezos folded after a short time is because Trump is just fucked enough in the head to try and destroy his business or kill him. Remember, that barely sentient cantaloupe has the might of the US military behind him.

    • Controlled opposition.

  • Or could it actually be that Bezos is pissed at Trump and is sticking it to him to make him look bad?

    Sometimes, things are actually as they seem. Straight paths are straight.

    • EO to use the military alongside law enforcement

  • Time to play Super Mario Brothers folks. Luigi is more fun than Mario.

    • Balatant sabotage found on the 2025 Canadian federal election wikipedia page

  • The candidates look really different when they don't have makeup on.

    • Monday April 28

    Election Day Discussion thread

  • May I ask on what type of electronic device and what location you chose to write your comment?

    • YOLO

  • Interpreters gotta interpret.

    • Space Dreams

  • Perspective is everything, perception is reality.

    • MAAAAM

  • This reminds me of a time when I was about ten, I was going to have a bath after eating supper, but I had to clear the table and put the dirty dishes in the kitchen sink. I must have been thinking about my bath, because I put the dishes in the bathtub and was almost to the kitchen sink to have my bath before I realized my mistake.

    • I want to be free

  • I am FRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FREE FALLIN'

    • Exclusive: Trump’s D.C. Prosecutor Threatens Wikipedia’s Tax-Exempt Status

  • Nineteen Eighty Four was a good year, although I was only a toddler then. The year after that is when Super Mario Brothers came out. Super Mario Brothers is a fun game. So many people love this game. Mario and Luigi are both great to play. Most people end up playing Mario. How many people want to play Luigi nowadays? Mario is fun, but we should remember Luigi too.

    • Book publishing

  • You're supposed to devote yourself to a year long unpaid internship. Bills? Who cares, you have to live like a slave.

    • Healthcare Companies Screwed Over So Many People That It's Hard To Find Luigi Mangione A Neutral Jury

  • Everyone's favourite video game characters are the Super Mario Brothers.

    • Has It Been 24 Hours Yet?

  • What an amazing likeness, this portrait is accurate.

    • Trump Admin to Slice NASA in Half and Cancel New Telescopes

  • Insert NewSpeak statement here.

    • Trump Admin to Slice NASA in Half and Cancel New Telescopes

  • Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.

    • Republicans trying to change rules to avoid House vote on Trump tariffs

  • They will only be held accountable by US citizens becoming Super Mario Brothers.

    • Big Corporations Are Trying to Control the Narrative Around Luigi.

  • Just like a strong onion, it has layers and brings painful tears to your eyes just by existing and being true!