Smart elephant, that's the cleanest water in India.

This is the Dark Souls 2 of bread making

Nice Skyrim reference

Is there a God that governs all things mango?

Thanks

Couldn't read the article. Not a paywall, but a login is required.

I love the idea of this so much. Now I want to see what peak goat headbutting looks like if properly trained.

What if I WANT to date a monster?

None of this makes any sense, and a LOT of detail is being left out.

What happened specifically? Say what you said and what was said back.

Could probably do the same with broccoli

But it works, yes?

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Fuck around and find out

"X SLAMS Y over (random bullshit)."

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Fuck articles like these.

Fair

You mean fuck off?

Trust nothing an enthusiast has to say about ANYTHING

Outsourced marketing agency working for EA.

They provided us with the videos and screenshots, early review copies and whatnot, but we weren't privy to the full breadth of the game.

I personally played the demo on the PS3 and was taken aback when the game turned into an RTS as well upon playing the full game.

The gaming landscape was MUCH different then. People wanted serious, gritty games because they were cool. This was the MW2 era and everyone was chasing that. Brutal Legend being a quirky love letter to metal music wasn't exactly going to sell gangbusters in hindsight.