
Everybody got one on their 10th visit.

It was little Bobby Tables

My coworker put in a bet on Trump right after he entered the election the first time. Can't remember the odds but it was staggering and we joked about it constantly until it became true.

Make bean memes great again!

The rest of the phrase is "get along little doggie". Basically the worst thing you could say on a Wednesday.

Russia: all hat no cattle

I hope they can handle the centuries of persecution and capital punishment.



Will be stolen soon





Greed is good
Donald Trump is putting mass deportations at the heart of his campaign. Some Republicans are worried

The US population, unlike countries like Japan and China, grew last year. All because of immigration. Like it or not we need these people or the decrease in service we've experienced from covid will accelerate.

This is to scale as well so that's a very large B52

Putin is about to relocate to Siberia

You just forgot about the ice and cream portion didn't you?

Detroit has been nice all summer and could use the infrastructure investments.

Remember, if you can't light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.


Organic food rots, ewww. Processed food can last forever, yayyyy!

First year setup


I have




Detroit just had it's first population growth in 66 years. Huzzah!



2x2 lumber at Home Depot is now 1.28x1.28. Actual size is supposed to be 1.5


I dont know why they have to lie about it. At $5/8ft board you'd think I paid for the full 1.5. Edit: I mixed up nominal with actual.

What is the best way to invest money for people you don't know?
I was thinking how it would be cool to develop mobile games that uses the same hooks the pay-to-play ones use. But instead of it being revenue, that money is invested for the player and they get it back later when they're more lucid and less gambly.
So people who have addictions can scratch that itch like they normally would but it wouldn't wreck their finances. Most investing needs a lot of personal information which is too much to ask for I think. Storing their money like a bank is too much responsibility as well, when they buy credits or upgrades I'd want those funds going directly to the investment package. It could be too complicated of a problem to solve but I would have no qualms copying the popular loot box games and taking their customers away if the reward side could be easily set up.

Why do they still dye the rivers green for St. Patricks Day? It's not a good look for downtown Chicago.


I just think the novelty of these type of displays was up in the 90s, It's time for an upgrayedd. I propose leprechauns flying up and down the river wearing water jet packs, shooting people with their Chicago-style hot dog cannons would be more with the times. What's your idea?