Any decent German language news outlets?
I've been half heartedly teaching myself german on and off for years, but I'm still terrible at it.
Are there any leftist german news sites out there worth reading?
Man, I love vegans VS meat eaters shitstorms. Takes me back to the old Internet's atheism VS Christianity forum wars.
Dogs are delicious, fuckin fight me
Limeys taking Ls like usual
Are there any better explanations than materialist dialectical views on history and politics?
Communism is a science based on certain views of history, economics and other fields. It's not a religious faith or personal opinions. Those are based on nothing and can be changed by anything.
I use it, and I like it. As a casual computer user, it suits every need.
It also feels a lot more stable thanks to being maintained by a professional corporation, rather than some neckbeard in a basement.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
It's an extremely convoluted murder mystery that just happens to take place during Christmas.
Despite the insanely incomprehensible writing, it has some of the best dialogue ever written, and Robert Downey JR nails his role as a small time criminal who accidentally gets a movie role as a detective, but gets dragged into a real life murder case.
Yyyup, that's the smile of a woman who wears bats as necklaces.
Millennials: rustled jimmies
Vance works for me
Pendejo Time.
Jake and Thomas are two guys with fucked up pasts, just shooting the shit and improvising.
The only podcast that scratches the cumtown itch.
My favourite bit:
This seems more like a result of extreme alienation and mental illness than any political statement.
Strong echoes of Chris-chan with this one.
Speak for yourself. My JO crystal is so supercharged I can levitate up to 6 cm from the ground and yell louder than a police siren.
I have won several fights by blinding my opponent with the flash of the JO crystal as I crank my hog with one hand and swing my crystal with the other.
My seed has become so powerful, I'm banned from donating semen in 17 countries, including Papua New Guinea and the Pharoe Island.
I have channeled the unholy energies from my magnetic wristbands and wooden bracelets to erect a dark labyrinth to contain me so I won't accidentally break reality apart when I crank my hawg too hard.
Do not underestimate the power of crystals.
Man, Dutch is such a fucked up language.
I don't even speak it, but I understand like 80% of it if I just imagine the speaker is a drunk Dane trying to speak English.
Just saying, I've never had a virus with Temple OS.
G A M E R S R I S E U P
Putting Hamster Exploder Operator on my CV.
The "gamer" identity is purely based on mindless consumption regardless of the product's use value.
You can buy overpriced chairs labeled for gamers. Powdered sugar, called G-fuel. Gamer shades, gamer branded clothes, fucking blue dyed mac and cheese with a picture of fucking Sonic the Hedgehog.
A Gamer will drop his cash on the most random shit as long as it's marketed for gamers.
You could literally slap a gaming label on a bucket of dogshit and some hyperconsumerist gamerbrained troglodyte will squeal and fork over his lifesavings so he can validate his fake identity as a "gamer."
Huh, TIL I can smell ants too.
I used to live in a basement that had regular cycles of ant infestations. I would know they had returned, because the room had started to smell a certain way. Kind of like, damp slightly sweaty skin, but also kind of woody?
Every time I smelt it, I'd always find fresh ant eggs along the wall in the room.
But how many balls does it have?
What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?
Ever heard of a dino with cancer?
I skipped work today and I've spent the day eating tacos and smoking weed AMA
I'm nourished and thriving.