If you make your culture car based you better make access to cars cheap

let's be honest. He came across a bear minding its own business and then a man and woman arguing over who is more dangerous. Who wouldn't pick the bear?

I want suffering. I'm done being the bigger person because the high road only takes you off a cliff. Let me see their face when it happens please.

Mitt Romney called that "Business Innovation" when he ran and every dumb fuck conservative (these were pre MAGAts) ate that shit up.

"We needa run this cuntry lika bidnass"

No something sinister is going on and I'm going to be angry about it dangit

Yeah I use all those in gender neutral ways. "Man" can start a sentence and not be directed at anyone.

It's like a relationship. Someone wants something, asks for a different thing, then you have to figure out what the real thing is.

Please have a Scooby Doo mask reveal ending

Pretty much just siblings now. Way to ruin the magic op

Sometimes the check wipes still have pudding

Were you rubbing your nipples when you wrote this? You sound like a MAGAt fantasizing about trans Mexicans.

I like to shoot far off cans, bottles, and targets out in the country. I've never shot an animal (that I know of) or a person (pretty confident about that one) and if there was some rabble-rousing going on and I was for some reason armed and loaded I don't have the mental capacity nor the confidence to decide who lives and dies. Just because I own guns doesn't mean I'm your defender. You should go buy a gun and become the justice decider you describe. Become the change you want to see.

What is happening is abhorrent. Morons with guns aren't the answer.

You got downvoted because someone can't detect sarcasm.

Giant meteor please speed up!

Get everyone inside that might mess with it and call animal control. You also might be able to play jazz hi-hat "tsss ts ts tsss ts ts tsss" to lure it away but I think animal control will be your best bet.

The traitor rag

I once had an altercation in traffic. Some dumbass decided the center turning lane was the "celeration" lane. So when I kept going the speed limit in the lane of travel and didn't let him in he got next to me at the next red light. We make eye contact, he says some dumb shit, I call him a nerd with stupid nerd glasses.

I wear glasses, fuck that guy, fuck the "bigger people" that would enable that person to be that way.

Come on great cleanse! Where the hell is that volcanic meteor with a fire sword!?

Comfort or pockets

Uh oh someone is upset