"The heart of a sport is found in its fans." - Somebody Probably

By your sticks combined, I am Captain Hockey!

I'd rather pit the zombies against each other.

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

Lady Maga sounds like a nickname that The Daily Show would come up with for Lauren Boebert if she started singing.

Mic holder, probably: "How do you like it?"

And that's sad.

Bought a Hyper X headset when I was drunk one time. Solid purchase, still have it 8 years later. Only stopped using it because I wanted wireless.

IDK about anyone else, but I call it the legbutt.

Look at fancy pants over here with their multiple friend groups!

I first read regrets as Rugrats. Putting that next to pornhub is interesting context.

Patch Adams helps. https://youtu.be/KmpvNTb3UGc?t=1m4s

You don't use any rotation? Next you're going to tell me that spinners aren't supposed to be spun.

What flavor?

More like a Monty Python.

Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come taste my knees!

What a coincidence, a game friend was just talking about receiving some high end perfume as a gift from her son and she was disappointed that it smelled like soap.

I've always thought about celebrating Arbor Day like that episode of Raising Hope. Yes, it's primarily so I can talk about Poppa Woody.

I usually buy the cheap Fruity Pebbles for my kids, but Walmart has out of them one day so I got the name brand as a treat. Their response? "Dad, please don't buy those again. Dyno Bites are better." I was flabbergasted.

Then again, they don't see cereal ads, don't know who the Flintstones are, but love dinosaurs.

Looks about right for an Adobe/Microsoft software package.

Everybody in this thread is arguing about white vs black magic and forgetting that the KKK leader is called the "Grand Wizard" for real. It's the reason for this comic.

Also to the people saying that this implies that black people can only cast black magic. That implies that black magic is bad. I disagree, think Final Fantasy.