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Smiley added to indicate this was fake. Stolen from reddit here: https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1bdrz50/negative_losses_ahead/

I asked DALL-E for "A shitpost that could be found on the new zealand subreddit", and this is what it gave me. It's pretty spot on.

The poor spelling is commentary on the state of literacy in NZ, especially following COVID where school kids have missed out on a lot of learning.

"it be fint" refers to how we tend to think "it will be fine" or "she'll be right", but the "fine" has been adjusted to fine't as in it's a contraction if "fine, not" showing how it won't actually be fine. This contracting is further misspelt due to the above literacy commentary.

It's typed not hand written to show how the world has moved increasingly online. The handwritten part at the bottom repeats parts higher up to show that people are becoming less creative.

The fish represents our waterways, and the fish is having trouble reading the text because of the poor state of the waterways causing it to be in poor health.

The fish is orange, like the Orange Guy from the voting ads, and has it's eyes wide ope

For anybody out of the loop, we're mocking anti-vegan arguments in the context of wearing a mask. As much as I laugh reading the thread, I also get angry because I've heard every single one of these arguments through my life. Enjoy, comrades!

Y'all notice the forum rules bans capitalist cops and troops, but is enforceable only upon admission?

THIS PETITION is intended for the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan. Wait, no, the anticapitalist hacktivist group, "Anonymous." No, that's not it either.

This petition is for the world-renowned communist insurgency group, "Federation against the Undemocratic Terror-states of America (FUTA)." We demand that these antifa supersoldiers discover and ban all KKKops from our humble domain.

TBH, I don't feel safe knowing psychos are cataloguing my futa, i mean, worker right's fetish.

MMR = matchmaking ranking

Big brain theory understanders will accrue MMR from schooling noobs in the comment section, gaining a few points each time. Victors are decided by the people's committee of rolfstomping. Clashing of big brains, e.g. on c/leftistinfighting, are "boss battles" and subject to proportional wagers of MMR. USSR war medals are awarded to the most heroic conquests by armchair theory soldiers.

Lastly, repeat offenders of "gamer moments" or "lib takes" are obligated to "rage quit" the forum.