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Cleaning your room


Alt text: RABBIT: I have a process for cleaning. | RABBIT: I like to let things get dirty enough so that when I clean I can see a real difference. | The rabbit picks up a single bowl up from the huge piles of mess everywhere. | RABBIT: The process has minor flaws.

Ordering food


Alt text: CASHIER: Let me know when you're ready to order. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: HA!!! "Ready"? I'll never truly be READY. | FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: At some point, I'll just come to terms with the fact that nothing I order will fill the hold inside of me. I'll realize I'm looking for food to sustain me mentally as well as physically, and that's unreasonable. | CASHIER: WOW. Well... let me know when you... achieve that breakthrough. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: I WILL. | FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: Are curly fries extra, by the way? CASHIER: They absolutely are.
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