What happens, happens

Easy solution: get a cat (or several). You'll either attribute every suspect noise to them or you can observe their reaction in case it happens again.

It's all fun and games until every door in your house slams at 5 in the morning like mine did last night

Edited to make sense

I'll drink to that. It's never anything interesting anyway. Always something mundane like evil "booing" or scraping noises from the basement. I ain't got time to stress with the devil's mess.

Its the noise that cried wolf. I'm in bed, I'm not getting up anymore to go find nothing waiting to kill me. Whatever it was will have to come to me if it wants me dead.

huge vibe shift, hope everybody survives

This is me with the fire alarm.

"Did the neighbors set it off?"

"Was it a ghost that has been haunting me?"

"Did a bunch of mischievous playing a prank of me"

"Better wait and see if it's an actual real emergency."

You're gonna carry that weight.

i cant do this, im always imagining the house burning down or something