A guy goes up to his boss and says "you have to give me a raise"

The boss scoffs and says "give me one good reason that I should give you a raise!" Guy replies "I'll give you 3, because 3 different companies called me just the other day." "Wow, you really had 3 companies contacting you?" "Yeah, the mortgage company, the electric company, and the cable company... You've gotta give me a raise!"