Hummingbirds are just so pretty [OC]

I think you're wrong. It's called Calypte costae https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa%27s_hummingbird

Or maybe we just aren't insufferable, chronically online people who have to scream "fake" at everything.

I mean it's edited in Lightroom, but just lighting. The colors are not altered. Here's the raw so you can compare.