Best way to beat off While eating a turkey and Swiss ?

I been wonderin - like, why ain't nobody invented some kinda pill that makes your titties and ass grow?

Lemme ask ya somethin real quick. Why the fuck is everybody always hatin on me?

Can you hypothetically freeze your poop, and then shove it back up your own ass ?

Where do babies come from?

Do they make buttplugs with differently shaped holes through them so you can squeeze out turds into artistic shapes?

Some April Fools pranks go a little too far. What are some really bad ones?

If cum was in the food pyramid, in which food group would it be?

If you could milk a cow aboard a plane illegally flying in restricted airspace, where would you prefer to do it?

which celebrities bathwater would you drink?

Is it gay to watch guy on guy porn with your home boys ?

How solid is Ted Cruizs marriage?

Is breathing gay ?

To all the Republicunts and Dumbocrats, can't we all just get along and suck eachother off until we both climax into eachothers mouths ?

Dear diary, today I saw my crush after school. He said that I was cute ^_ Then he walked me to my car, finally allowing for me to rob that mofoe blind. If you a scared mother fuckah go to church

Is it considered romantic if you're willing to suck and caress your lovers hemeroids?

Was Frankenstein circumcised?

Is it gay for a man to marry his boyfriend?