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Programming Circlejerk @programming.dev 0xDEADBEEFCAFE @programming.dev C++ is under attack from the US and EU everybody promoting a different language for anything C++ is used for
I can't wait to try out the groundbreaking but still traditional and comfortable C++ Profiles that are going to be "designed", "verified", and "implemented" in the span of about 3 years by the sharpest minds on the committee operating under the assumption that everybody is out to get them and that this feature is not only absolutely essential to the survival of C++ but at the same time the result of pointless bureaucracy cooked up by the perverted minds that seek to corrupt our way of life.
I am absolutely certain that I will be able to test out the feature in a functional compiler before the release of C++26.
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Programming Circlejerk @programming.dev 0xDEADBEEFCAFE @programming.dev The TrapC compiler can avoid most memory-safe-pointer boundary checks by using AI code reasoning
thenewstack.io Memory-Safe C: TrapC's Pitch to the C ISO Working GroupTrapC extension promises to enable recompiling legacy C code into executables that are safe by design and secure by default with minimal code refactoring.
Turns out we don't need a borrow checker after all. We can just use vague "AI code reasoning". This seems highly credible and I'm sure we're going to see a fully functional compiler and source release within the next 10 decades.
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Programming Circlejerk @programming.dev Drew @sopuli.xyz Cursor told me I should learn coding instead of asking it to generate code
forum.cursor.com Cursor told me I should learn coding instead of asking it to generate it + limit of 800 locsHi all, Yesterday I installed Cursor and currently on Pro Trial. After coding a bit I found out that it can’t go through 750-800 lines of code and when asked why is that I get this message: Not sure if LLMs know what they are for (lol), but doesn’t matter as a much as a fact that I can’t go thr...
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Programming Circlejerk @programming.dev Kissaki @programming.dev Request for Community Description
Please add a community/community scope description.
The community description currently says
CircleJerkCommunity at request of a user.
But what is a programming circle jerk? What is a circle jerk? What is desired and accepted content? What's the expectation and scope on content?
It would help understanding what content to expect (subscribe, block, keep neutral?) and what may be postable or not.
(I was surprised about some post content being in this community and wanted to check my expectation/understanding.)
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Programming Circlejerk @programming.dev 0xDEADBEEFCAFE @programming.dev I once spent three days debugging a single line of code. When I finally found the missing semicolon, my team praised me as a “coding wizard.”
medium.com Code, Sweat, and Tears: Why Imposter Syndrome Never Really Leaves DevelopersHow to Stop Feeling Like a Fraud When the Tech World Keeps Moving the Goalposts
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Programming Circlejerk @programming.dev Drew @sopuli.xyz I purchased it twice, but it keeps doing the same things to fix the issue, and all it does is consume credits.
github.com I'm about to lose my mind · Issue #6642 · stackblitz/bolt.newDescribe the bug I purchased it twice, but it keeps doing the same things to fix the issue, and all it does is consume credits. I took two painkillers, it is 6 AM here, and I'm struggling not to cr...
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Programming Circlejerk @programming.dev 0xDEADBEEFCAFE @programming.dev 
old.reddit.com Cpp discussed as a Rust replacement for Linux Kernel>I have a few issues with Rust in the kernel: >1. It seems to be held to a \*completely\* different and much lower standard than the C code as...
Least delusional C++nile.
