Nancy started her fourteenth reincarnation feeling smaller than she ever had before. Thirteen had ended poorly, so the name of the game for this life would be revenge.

Sweet, bloody revenge.

Starting over is never easy. Issues such as lost resources, severed relationships, and waking up in a crib, tend to make getting back to a life of mass murder difficult. So until the time was right, Nancy would plan the best method to kill Gary Whitehem, the sheriff of Clinton, South Carolina who shot her while she was peeling the face off a bank teller.

On the plus side, since she was unable to speak, rollover, or do anything except lay on her stomach in the crib, she had plenty of time to think back through her greatest hits and find the perfect punishment from Sheriff Whitehem. It would have to suffice until she re-learned to walk, run, and use a fillet knife.

Nancy had always been a sucker for the classics. No need for elaborate schemes or tools to make the blood flow. Afterall, the tried a