I don’t have the patience or the crayons to explain this to you.

You have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?

Your actually a cereal killer because each time you pour cereal, your ugly face literally kills the cereal just by looking at it.

The village called. They'd like their idiot back. You better get going.

Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.

Ahh, now that reminds me of the other day, when I was having sex with your wife.

You must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.

ABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.

You are as thick as manure and only half as useful.

Your mouth has the same function like an asshole, it spits shit.

They say an apple never falls far from the tree. But in your case, a turd never falls far from the ass.

As an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?

Next time you go out, take a sentient being with you.

You're so stupid, you failed a blood test.

Thou art a boil, a plague sore

I'd call you a cunt, but you have neither the warmth or the depth.

Can I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday.

Your gene pool could use a little more chlorine.

Your hairline is like Pluto, unreachable.

Look, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke.