For preserving the least toxic and most culturally relevant Twitter heritage posts.
Image descriptions and plain text captions of written content are expected of all screenshots. Here are some image text extractors (I looked these up quick and will gladly take FOSS recommendations):
Caption: imagine spending nineteen years of your life raising a guy named Tanner, and then he wraps his '99 Subaru Impreza around a tree on prom night because he's the one teenager in Sacramento that can't drive straight off several four loko's. nineteen whole years, splayed across a tree