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    The Free Penguin @lemmygrad.ml

    Patsoc copypasta

    everyone really? You guys are still running this sad little larp fest after 5-6 years of consistent failure? Are you guys just sitting around waiting for some sort of “revolution” to happen because the imaginary “proletariat class” finally awakes to your nonsensical agendas? You jump to call working class people “fascists” because they don’t abide by some bullshit democrats agenda about DEI, you claim to be revolutionary yet all you do is criticize the people WHICH YOU TRY TO PANDER TO being “not progressive enough”. How does this childish bullshit circle larp last this long, and you @ Gaddafi Did Nothing Wrong , how in the fuck do you stay a loser for this long, do you never grow up? Do you never learn? Are you incapable of critical thinking? Oh I’m sorry, I forgot about the fact that you aren’t capable of thinking at all. Sorry for assuming too much out of you.

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    Kirbywithwhip1987 @lemmygrad.ml

    My mother insists there exists a cut scene/episode from Breaking Bad season 2 that she saw on my uncle's old German season 1/2 DVD in ~2012.

    According to her, this episode features Walter having trouble with rival gang members (not the ones from Season 3 he runs over). To get rid of them, he becomes a construction worker, and over the course of a few weeks, he takes the equipment from the construction site while off the clock and digs a hole in a street. He then covers the hole with a tarp to disguise it. Once the hole is done, he lures the gang members into driving across the tarp and thus falling in the hole. He then buries them alive in concrete.

    My mother completely stands by the fact that this episode exists somewhere. I haven't been able to find a trace of this episode existing anywhere. She says she really wants to watch it again because she considers it one of Walt's best plots in the whole show.

    So, does this episode really exist or is my mother just crazy?

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    Dr_Vegapunk @lemmygrad.ml

    Wow, how funny. You added ‘Our’, to a word.

    Wow, how funny. You added 'Our,' to a word.

    Wow. How funny, you added the word our to a word.

    How funny. How compelling.

    Have you read Capital? Have you read anything remotely socialist? Do you know what dialectical materialism is? Do you know anything about commodities, the relation of the worker and the capitalist, etc?

    Adding "our" to a word and presenting it as 'wOw Am CoMmIe' humour is a brilliant, clever, Einstien-level joke. This is so far from the truth. In reality, using this technique is not only unfunny, but it's also a lazy attempt at humour that relies on tired cliches and stereotypes. First of all, the very THOUGHT that putting "our" in front of a usual, everyday word automatically makes it socialist is a misunderstanding, a curse, a level of stupidity I cannot comprehend; are you, by any chance, an einzeller?Communism is such a complicated socio-economic theory that CANNOT be reduced to a simple 'our,' to reduce it to such a simple, low-iq linguistic trick. Using 'ou

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    Rasm653u [He/him] @lemmygrad.ml

    Hl2 Gman intro speech

    Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest... and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again.

    The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes...

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    Kirbywithwhip1987 @lemmygrad.ml

    I AM CRAZY

    I AM CRAZY!

    I am crazy!

    I know he didn't swap those numbers, I know it wasn't 1216. One after Magna Carta, I am prone to making such a mistake. Always, always! I just-- I just proved it. H-he uncovered his tracks, he taught that idiot at the copy shop to use a printer. You think this is nothing? You think this is good? This? This isn't chicanery. He's done better. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? Yes, he saved him. Jimmy. He cleaned and refurbished a sunroof! And I didn't help him, and I should have. I took him out of my own firm, what was I thinking? He can change. He is capable of changing. Ever since he was nine, always the same! Keeping his hands out of the cash drawer. That's our Jimmy! That's our precious Jimmy! Helping the blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? Congratulations! I should've helped him when I had the chance. And you, you HAVE to help him! You-

    ...

    I apologize. I lost my train of thought.

    Got carried away...

    Do you hav

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    BinkieT55 @lemmygrad.ml

    Bacon

    I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fre

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    commiespammer @lemmygrad.ml

    jonathan12345's communism bad copypasta

    George Orwell 1984 no food animal farm big brother ccp tuna man massacre organ harvesting 100 marxillion teebetons dead shengong genocide horshoe theory stalin bad communism doesn't work evil authoritarian dictatorship human nature north korea kaim jing on authoritarian redfash tankies

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    ᜐ᜔ᜉᜍ᜔ᜆᜈ᜔ ᜇ᜔ᜌᜓ︀-193 @lemmygrad.ml

    Anti-rightist copy pasta

    打倒美国 مرگ بر آمریکا 中央情报局是恐怖组织 شيطان بزرگ White Terror Valkoinen Terrori Century of Humiliation 百年國恥 Operation Northwoods Operación Northwoods No Gun Ri massacre 노근리 양민 학살 사건 1.6 billion excess deaths 1,6 अरब अतिरिक्त मौतें Black Lives Matter 黑人的命也是命 Gwangju uprising 오일팔 Nakba النكبة NATO bombing of Yugoslavia НАТО бомбардовање СРЈ Vault 7 Valv 7 Tulsa race massacre 土爾沙種族屠殺 Azov Battalion Полк Азов Abdullah Öcalan عەبدوڵڵا ئۆجەلان California genocide Pagpatay ng lahi sa California Qana massacre טבח קנא Ku Klux Klan 三K党 French debt on Haiti Dèt franse kont Ayiti Gerrymandering 美國傑利蠑螈 Tibetan serfdom 西藏农奴制度 Great Famine 爱尔兰大饥荒 Unit 731 731部隊 Jim Crow 吉姆·克勞法 Generalplan Ost План «Ост» Operation Paperclip Operation Overcast Battle of Blair Mountain معركة جبل بلير Agent Orange Chất độc da cam Bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki 日本への原子爆弾投下 Red Scare Красная угроза Five Eyes alliance Groupe des cinq Russian constitutional crisis Чёрный октябрь Contras 康特拉 Highway of Death طريق الموت May 17 cou

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    Rasm653u [He/him] @lemmygrad.ml

    Imperial Legion oath from Skyrim

    Upon my honour, I do swear undying loyalty to the Emperor, Titus Mede II, and unwavering obedience to the officers of his great Empire. May those above judge me, and those below take me, if I fail in my duty. Long live the Emperor! Long live the Empire!

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    commiespammer @lemmygrad.ml

    I'm giving up hope on Anti-State Anarcho-Totalitariansm

    So I live in this place, you know, this anarcho-totalitarianist country, where the government, like, the government, the evil oppressive state, yeah, it solely exists to ensure a state doesn't arise. Don't worry if that doesn't make a lot of sense, because it does. Anyways, me and a couple of my buddies decided to start making insulin, you know, as a sort of hobby. Because making insulin is a normal hobby that everyone has, right? So little Steve goes, "Man, we should probably get someone to lead our project, someone to organize things so we could be a bit more effective." And we were like "yeah, that sounds like a good idea," and then suddenly the police come in, and they're like, "Stop! Stop! No centralization allowed!" And we're like, "This isn't a hierarchy, we're just getting a leader to lead our efforts, you know?" And the police went, "Nuh uh, that sounds like statism to me. You have been warned!" So then we got back to work, and Mike was like, "I don't know anything about mak

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    Rasm653u [He/him] @lemmygrad.ml

    I live in a low income housing environment

    I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of “Section 8”. Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind altering inhibitors, and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I AM a very dangerous person, and I regularly disobey the law.

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    darkcalling @lemmygrad.ml

    Imagine you're a landless peasant, western leftist copypasta

    Imagine that you're a landless peasant from a poor country in West Africa:

    You've been ground down your entire life, toiling for 12 hours a day in the sun for a small barely subsistence wage. Your parents were born as colonial subjects in a European colony. Your grandparents were essentially slaves. Your great grand parents were formally slaves. After decolonization, the CIA backed a coup in your country that installed a brutal dictator that terrorized your people and chopped up your parents for having been involved in the decolonial struggle.

    You find out about a subversive political group that's been preaching everything you know intuitively but could never articulate. They say that your labor is exploited, and the reason your pay is so low is because a cut gets sent to the West where white people will get to use it to live lavishly. The group is your local Communist Party.

    You get educated through free classes by the Communist Party and eventually become a member. You risk impris

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    Rasm653u [He/him] @lemmygrad.ml

    Navy Shrek

    What the fuck are you doing in my fucking swamp you little Farquaad? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Brogres, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your donkey, and have ogre 300 confirmed layers. I am trained in making early 2000's pop cultural references, and am the top ogre in the entire far far away armed forces. You are nothing to me but another Drek. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which have never been seen in Dreamworks, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that dreck to me over the swamp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fairy tale creatures across Far Far Away and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Farquaad. The storm that will end your fucking life. It's fucking ogre, Donkey. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in ogre seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare asscheeks. Not only am I shrextensively trained in

  • CopyPasta @lemmygrad.ml
    Kirbywithwhip1987 @lemmygrad.ml

    Titanic submarine

    I guess what I… would wanna say is… to… look on the bright side. First of all, nobody on the surface was killed, and that- I mean an incident like this under a populated sea route, that right there, that’s- that’s just gotta be some minor miracle, so… Plus, neither boat was full, y’know the- the Titan was… was what? agh- Maybe two thirds full I believe? Right? Yes. Maybe even three quarters full; On any rate… what you’re left with, casualty-wise is… just the fiftieth worst maritime disaster, actually tied for fiftieth, there are, in truth, fifty-three sinkings throughout history that are just as bad or worse. Titanic? H-h-has anybody maybe even heard of Titanic? No? In 1912, a fully loaded cruise-liner crashed into a fully loaded iceberg in the northern Atlantic, we’re- Does anybody know how big a cruise-liner is?! I mean it’s WAY bigger than a submarine, and we’re talking about one of them. Nearly one-thousand five-hundred people died- on Titanic, but do any of you even remember it? A

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    commiespammer @lemmygrad.ml

    Libertarian lore (written by chatgpt)

    Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Hopeville, there lived a young prodigy named Richard Richman. Richard was a charismatic and ambitious individual who had an unwavering belief in the power of individual freedom and the market forces. He was hailed as the Ultimate Libertarian, a title bestowed upon him for his unyielding dedication to laissez-faire capitalism.

    Richard's journey began in a modest upbringing, but his insatiable thirst for success and wealth knew no bounds. As a child, he would trade baseball cards and lemonade with such shrewdness that his classmates marveled at his business acumen. Richard's entrepreneurial spirit flourished, and he quickly realized that the free market held immense potential for his ambitions.

    With an unwavering belief in the invisible hand of the market, Richard embarked on his quest for wealth and success. He founded his first company, LibertyTech Industries, which specialized in manufacturing cutting-edge gadgets that championed personal fr

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    Rasm653u [He/him] @lemmygrad.ml

    Wisconcom thermonuclear rant

    Revisionist rats!

    I did nothing but good for your project, yet you banned me for my ideology in haste!

    I gave you many chances to unban me, I could have made thousands of edits, yet you rejected me.

    Now… you have forced me to go THERMONUCLEAR!

  • CopyPasta @lemmygrad.ml
    sludgeyrevolution @lemmygrad.ml

    A critique of South Park.

    South Park has always been fundamentally reactionary; those pushing for change are wrong no matter what change they push for. Nothing is a bigger crime to Matt and Trey than Giving a Shit. Their ideology is apathetic-libertarian; whether you're on the left or the right, if you're asking me to change my behavior, you suck.

    As it stands, the political left tends to push for more change than the political right does; as it stands, Matt and Trey admit they dislike conservatives and "really fucking hate" liberals. It isn't about left or right; it's about change versus comfort. If you're trying to change something, they think you're annoying. And they think you're lame, because caring about stuff is lame.

    It's the same attitude that establishes "u mad" and "butthurt" as the ultimate trump cards in internet arguments: caring is for losers, and if you become personally invested in politics you're part of the problem. Uncritical, detached acceptance of the status quo is the only morally uprig

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    sludgeyrevolution @lemmygrad.ml

    The BadEmpanada Uyghur genocide video response.

    BadEmpanada's whole shtick is basically to try to triangulate into positions between MLs and Western radlibs while rarely fully siding with either camp, although he does pretty much take up the tankie position on Cuba and has some decent content for Cuba and some other Latin American topics. While trying to forge what he thinks as the most perfect nuanced position on leftist issues, he'll parrot some of the fallacious US state department narratives, but he will usually avoid using the more obvious bullshit Western propaganda that anticommunist chauvinist idiots like Vaush constantly fall for. He unfortunately does lapse at times into stereotypical Western leftist white saviorism behavior though (particularly in regards to China).

    I watched his Xinjiang video and he basically does his usual routine with painstakingly trying to be the enlightened centrist on the issue. Rather than fully endorsing all the Western atrocity propaganda regarding Xinjiang, he comes to the conclusion that wha

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    Rasm653u [He/him] @lemmygrad.ml

    Duty propaganda from S.T.A.L.K.E.R

    Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits. None of them will stop Duty on it’s triumphant march towards saving the planet!

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    sparkingcircuit @lemmygrad.ml

    THERMONUCLEAR!

    Revisionist rats! I did nothing but good for your project, yet you banned me for my ideology in haste! I gave you many chances to unban me, I could have made thousands of edits, yet you rejected me. Now… you have forced me to go THERMONUCLEAR!