"Roses are red" memes among other things. This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.
Roses are red, falcon paunch
Tiny boots but I giggled
Roses are red, we'll flex and then we'll cheer
Roses are red, their office phones are ringing
Roses are red, animals can emote
Roses are red, some dresses have pockets,
Roses are red, the monkey's paw curls
Roses are red, they said "dick pics preferred",
Roses are red, countryside larceny
Roses are red, we need help out front
Roses are red, some people are reckless
Roses are red
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/2841282
Roses are red, he made the trek, ran up and yelled
Roses are red, I wish you good luck
Roses are red, never say never
Roses are red, you will be freed
Roses are red, I'd like one more please, this is
Roses are red, I live in a daze
After battling the humans and ruining their fun
Roses are red, there's no point in trying
It's part of our history, just like sedition