I usually open two web browser windows on a computer side-by-side. But you could follow the mastodon commentary on a phone app while watching the movie on TV or something.
As two martial arts schools prepare for an important tournament, one school's corrupt headmaster hires three Japanese samurai to target the rival school's best fighter.
An aging Elvis Presley and an African-American "JFK" stay in a nursing home where nothing much happens - that is, until a wayward Egyptian mummy comes and sucks out the old people's souls thru their a-holes. The two decide to fight back.
...JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO RAID THE FRIDGE!
Simon Watterman, a space archaeologist, discovers the "Munchies" in a cave in Peru. Cecil Watterman, Simon's evil twin brother and snack food entrepreneur, kidnaps the creature. What Cecil does not know is that a Munchie, when chopped up, regenerates into many new ones, and these a lot more mean!
Two 19-year-old guys, Phillip Chandler and Marlowe Hammer, have been locked in a bunker since the nuclear war of 1986 but finally break out into the post-apocalyptic world of 2001, armed with little more than their naive horniness and their love of 1940s hard-boiled detectives, and promptly get caught up in a struggle over the keys to the last remaining nuke on Earth. Dealing with girl biker gangs, "disco mutants", cannibals, punk singers and, naturally, femmes fatales.
Fallout meets The Wonder Years meets The Maltese Falcon!
Featuring Michael Dudikoff, star of the American Ninja franchise and 20% of all 90s straight-to-video action movies; but the comic relief here. And John Stockwell (Christine, directed Into the Blue, *Kickboxer:Venge
I usually open two web browser windows on a computer side-by-side. But you could follow the mastodon commentary on a phone app while watching the movie on TV or something.
How to watch the movie:
Tubi (US, England, Canada, Australia, NZ?) (NOTE you may need to "enable DRM" if you're on Firefox; dunno if that disables uBlock Origin adblock): https://tubitv.com/movies/100029546/krull
WOMEN, CAN'T LIVE WITH EM'... CAN'T BE SURE THEY'RE NOT ALIEN MENACES!
Three aliens land on Earth and transform themselves into beautiful buxom babes in order to drain life force from men during sexual excitement. Meanwhile, detective Oakenshield bumbles his way into the investigation of the dessicated bodies.
During a police strike in Nova Scotia's capital city, a gang of sociopaths end up killing the owner of a gay bar. A patron of the bar escapes and takes refuge in an apartment complex occupied by a group of friends, who will do anything they can to protect him and survive the coming siege.
Yes, we just talked about this a couple weeks ago! And Laserblast (1978) is the movie for this Sunday's "monsterdon" watch party over on Mastodon, our fediverse sibling!
Just start watching that movie this Sunday, April 6, 2025 at 9pm ET / 8pm CT / 6pm PT which is 1am Monday UTC
I usually open two web browser windows on a computer side-by-side. But you could follow the mastodon commentary on a phone app while watching the movie on TV or something.
Beefy body builder Naoto agrees to meet up with his photojournalist ex-girlfriend to help her with her research on the paranormal. Accompanied by a professional psychic, they visit an abandoned house that is haunted by a ghost hell-bent on revenge.
GO! GO! GO! THE COOLEST MONSTER SHINDIG OF CHICKS AND CHILLS!
A young girl is killed at the beach in Malibu. Professor Otto Lindsay suspects that some sort of mutated fishman is to blame. However, his son Richard, thinks that it is a madman who has a grudge against him and his friends. Soon the list of victims grows.
I usually open two web browser windows on a computer side-by-side. But you could follow the mastodon commentary on a phone app while watching the movie on TV or something.
Two lovers stationed at a remote base in the asteroid belt of Saturn are intruded upon by an anal-retentive technocrat from Earth and his charge: a malevolent eight foot tall robot.
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P. J. Snyder reviewed Saturn 3 in Ares, and commented that: "Saturn 3 is a sloppy, shoddy production, of the sort that someone out there thinks SF fans just eat up. One hopes the producers and directors working the genre will realize this audience demands more than a leggy blond being chased by a robot. They may have such limited visions, but the audience
Wolfgang Shadduck is a smuggler floating through space when an extraterrestrial creature invades his ship. The alien shapeshifts into a beautiful woman, who seduces him and infects him with a deadly virus. In addition, the creature damages the ship, forcing it to crash land on a nearby prison planet
Exploring free-gratis channels on my Roku, I came across this "neo-noir erotic thriller", with a martial arts serial killer going after strippers managed by a "mob-adjacent" ex-boxer. Just seeing Tom Berenger and Billy Dee Williams in the cast list was enough to get me to start watching.
Then the opening theme starts... "hey, isn't that David Johansen singing?" Sure enough, it was. The theme is even titled "New York Doll".
And the cast kept coming: Melanie Griffith, B-movie stalwart Jack Scalia, Rossano Brazzi (from South Pacific!), Rae Dawn Chong, María Conchita Alonso (as just Maria Conchita), Joe Santos (Rockford FIles), Michael V. Gazzo (Last Action Hero), Daniel Faraldo (Above the Law), Juan Fernández (slick Latino bad guy in lots of 80s & 90s stuff), Robert Miano (
I usually open two web browser windows on a computer side-by-side. But you could follow the mastodon commentary on a phone app while watching the movie on TV or something.
A young slacker really just wants to sleep in on her day off, but a rock 'n roll televangelist, a trio of chainsaw-wielding nuns, and a talking snail, all prevent her from doing so.
Critters (1986) is the movie for this Sunday's "monsterdon" watch party over on Mastodon, our fediverse sibling!
Just start watching that movie this Sunday, March 9, 2025 at 9pm ET / 8pm CT / 6pm PT, which is 2am Monday UTC CORRECTION 1am Monday UTC bc of US daylight savings
I usually open two web browser windows on a computer side-by-side. But you could follow the mastodon commentary on a phone app while watching the movie on TV or something.
TRULY OUT OF THIS WORLD... LIKELY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
Three Space Babes land on Earth in search of sexual energy to fuel their spaceship. They befriend a lonely farmboy who helps them get a job at a local strip club. Can the babes harness enough energy for their return trip? Will they be able to evade their mortal enemies, the Scrotes?