This one's gonna last a few (the final few?) generations.
You gotta be human to eat ass the way I do. AI can't possibly replace me.
Ports old and new are the key. If you leave random ports open, hackers walk right in. Once inside, they pay Rogan to get him talking about like idk guys we can't hate cold water ports 'afore giving them a chance, ya know? Me no smart so I just don't know. My guest today, the lovely, blonde, independent journalist Ivanna Holodomor says that...
Now imagine yourself saying that in the 1930s. They still know how to slip a prybar into the door you open just a crack.
We're legally banning chemtrails up in hurrr
Like Voyager II leaving the solar system, humans passed Idiocracy and kept going. At current velocity, is it possible this is a papyrus tabloid headline from 25 years in the future?
But you no longer trust those 100 comments on reddit are coming from humans. So the magic is dead. Gone. Are you calling out a problem you see here or feeling nostalgia for something you no longer have? One perspective is that the little bit you get here isn't a failure to recapture the magic, but the most of it you will get ever again. The internet will only continue to be less free from here on out. The pre-unleaded generation in power is going to spitefully force us to empathize with their eternal postwar fever dream. Try not to yearn for the 1950s early 2000s the rest of your life.
It's 2025; if you're gonna make a comment like that, descend from thy perch and guide us down the beaten-off path. Do I go to Samsung and ask for a flip phone? I know they have one they would l🤑ve to sell me. Are you also someone who thinks I should avoid 5G? Do you have a dumb phone make/model you recommend? Is disconnecting from society the only way? Do you only talk via pigeon or smoke during solstice or blót?