What do you mean there are no such things as farmer's markets?
What do you mean there are no such things as other grocery chains that isn't Wal-Mart, Kroger .etc?
Now I know there are maybe some small towns with a Dollar General or a Dollar Tree in them, but that is discrediting the fact that there are still alternatives here and there. Don't pretend they don't exist.
Besides, why the fuck would anyone want to live in the smack of no where? Haven, Kansas is one of those places, don't be surprised.
I will and it'll be better than yours.