lollll i'm not a lady, but i did once have tits big enough to do it, and... i dunno if you ever heard someone talk about sucking their own dick before, but i've always heard it described as "more like sucking a dick, than having your dick sucked"... it's not bad, but the contortion required often impedes the pleasure, also. but maybe my tits just weren't big enough?
regardless, they're gone forever now!
how into masturbation do y'all get? (genuine) i'm not really working my imagination for this, i'm pretty much just exercising a mechanical function here... don't get me wrong, i enjoy the hell out of it. but the porn is pretty much just another type of stimulation for me, i'm not really invested in it
if i'm imagining something, it's usually a more involved type of simulation (e.g. penetrative / prostate play)
but if i'm just exercising my dick with a stroker? it's kinda just mindless fun