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In today's chautauqua...

  • He only knows the word from seeing the board game that one time him and Epstein snorted coke off it

  • Classic Civil War about to start: Cornfederacy vs The Onion

  • forget cauliflower crusts, I'm here for cornbread pizza

  • "The Galaxy is an Onion", or something

  • usually I'm to one making subtle jokes that no one notices, I didn't even notice your instance URL... 🫠

    I guess the Aussie Orion is going for gravity-assisted autofellatio?

  • Regulate the size of cars and stop pedestrian/biker deaths.

    I think that's the point of the USA, though. You're not allowed to indulge in nature, only industry.

  • That's actually a solid question. It's his shoulder, so he wouldn't be as effective of a hunter anymore, especially while holding that lion back.

    Also would make it difficult to use Orion to find other stars (Betelgeuse is Alpha Orion, top-left star in this image):

  • That meme was the one that triggered my pundar, lmao

  • I'm so excited for the new pokemon

  • Be an alcoholic for a few decades?

  • In the general public's eye: convenience is literally everything

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  • lmao, you got me there!