
After that great night's sleep, you can call me Wayne Knight.
Because I'm feeling like a Newman!
I like the bowtie better, but I feel it gets lost in the shadows of the duck head. So, I'm leaning towards the necktie, just for visibility sake. I wonder what embiggening both tie styles a bit would do.
*meta-stasize
Right on, that all sounds like my jam. Thanks for the tip!
Any recommendations to check out?
Holy shit, that game is ten years old already? Getting older is an absolute mind fuck, man.

What do you call someone who hates the taste of suckers?
A lollygagger.
Late to this post, but I just wanted to thank you for putting this together. Even cooler than Meat Cat.
I listened to the audio book around the same time. I remember enjoying it, too, but I also came away thinking Fey was a bit more like Liz Lemon than I would think-- a bit colder and harder than I'd expect.
Amy Pohler's book, on the other hand, was a joy from beginning to end
I don't think it's so much one sketch, but rather based on a few that were a bit overplayed, like Pat, Mango, that fucking "makin' coffee" asshole, Roxbury, etc. Basically, any of the one-note premises that inexplicably returned time and time again.
But we did so well catching the Boston bomber.
Tangentially related, press your tongue as flat as possible against the roof of you mouth to speed up recovery from brain freeze.
Ahh, the ol' Executive mandated happy ending.
Well shit, my bad. Fixed, thanks!
It's from an old Penny Arcade, often mocked for its sudden melodramatic tone in an otherwise silly comic series:
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It means Rick Deckard won't be coming for you any time soon.
30 Rock, applicable as always. That reminds me, it's getting on time for my 50th rewatch haha.
Trump confronted by ‘Central Park Five’ member in debate spin room that he had called to be executed
There used to be copy editors. Copy editors cost money. Now, there are no copy editors.
No, good sir, I'm on the level.
You'll be given cushy jobs!
It glides as softly as a cloud.

Why was the envelope feeling so confident going into his job interview?
He was addressed for success!

My doctor says, "Rick, you're in denial about your diagnosis." But whenever I ask him what it is, he just tells me his favorite seasoning in a stereotypical Italian accent.
"It's a tumeric."

One time, on a first date...
I mentioned that I was a writer.
She asked, "Nom de plume?"
I replied, "Once, but the ink tasted terrible."

I like my beverages to be up with the times.
That's why I only drink teas that are currant.

A 68 year old finally left his job of 40 years, but worried he'd soon grow bored, he began a small business retreading wheels with menthol-infused rubber.
It's his retire-mint plan.

Being a lawyer is hard.
Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!