With a couple of nukes, you might be able to speed up tectonic movement and get your island over here!
(Feel free to push the UK out of the way, they don't want to be here aparently)
Not saying it should be used for everything, but it is a pretty decent language nowadays (lots of the annoying parts have been fixed in the last 15yrs).
Although the main benefit imho is, that it is the closest thing we have to an interpreted language that runs everywhere.
Good point. My gut tells me that soldering temperatures won't be enough to cause this (the article talks about a spark). Anyway, not something I want to try out while soldering 😅
Before reading the anaconda bit, i saw the lizardy thing, and thought this was going to be about having to turn a dinosaur into oil first.